2007-11-06 02:07:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
When Mrs God saw Mary all jiggly in the shower she was all "pshhh, THAT'S what all the fuss was about?"
2007-11-06 02:11:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tuesday 11-6-07 8:12pm PST just saw your question.
LOL!
Thanks for the image of Mrs GOD with the skillet in hand knonking GOD (or the ever present rolling pin - who using this anymore - it's an abusive tool husbands fear!!) Ahh great question.
I feel so much better, after laughing, thanks. Blessings to you and your family!
I hope the answers are funny, afraid to look...
2007-11-06 23:17:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
(Only a Church Christian would report this question to Yahoo)
Actually a scroll that was rejected by the all male Religious and political review board (Gospel of the Essenes) stated there was a "Mrs God" - so to say, and Jesus said to pray to her. ---
Jealously? Jealously lives mainly in the Pulpit and among young children, or adults who act childish (including myself when I don't think things through).
smiles
2007-11-06 10:23:38 · answer #3 · answered by Diana Enright 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There has never been Mrs. God. God has never been married whether here or in heaven.
2007-11-06 10:12:01 · answer #4 · answered by Isthatso 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there has never bn a Mrs. God and Mary was Jesus' father.
2007-11-06 10:16:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since god is actualy three people (father, son, and holy ghost) and only one of the three people did the freaky deaky with mary (ghost), it does not constitute as cheating.
Nevertheless, mrs.God divored god even though it wasnt cheating. took half his stuff too.
2007-11-06 10:48:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
God was not married
2007-11-06 10:10:25 · answer #7 · answered by primoa1970 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋