real hungry today
2007-11-06 01:19:49 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The Bible can also be used as toilet paper.
Side Note: The Bible is a good source of roughage. So plan your day accordingly.
2007-11-06 01:23:01 · answer #1 · answered by radek_200 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
You need to get a grip on yourself. Are you eating a healthy diet. You may have some sort of deficiency. You definately need to get in control of your desires. I guess you have a Bible, which is a book to be read, not food to be eaten. People do believe in this book, and you should show some respect. Meditate/pray, eat healthier, do mind-body exercises, and read, don't eat, inspiring books. Maybe if you get some spiritual focus, you will get more intuned with a healthy and sane lifestyle.
2007-11-06 01:33:26 · answer #2 · answered by astrogoodwin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sure, I don't think it will taste as good as a Pfatburger..but go ahead. The Bible in it's self is not magic. I would remember, as you munch down on it, that people have been flayed alive just for having one. (like in Red China) So be grateful that you live in a FREE country, where you can think and believe as you wish.
2007-11-06 01:25:22 · answer #3 · answered by PROBLEM 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
My suggestion is to go out and buy a sandwich. You don't want to eat paper. Read your bible while you eat the sandwich.
2007-11-06 01:40:36 · answer #4 · answered by Don G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely! I believe everything there is nice and edible. You could have The Book of Mormon for dessert! Point is, there is nothing wrong with eating either of these.
2007-11-06 01:23:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Wow.
I can tell you sir, that of all the questions I've heard here in R&S, this one has certainly made me laugh out the loudest.
2007-11-06 01:35:32 · answer #6 · answered by Kemp the Mad African 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go ahead I hear its sweet going in and bitter going down. People I have seen dumber questions here.
2007-11-06 01:24:02 · answer #7 · answered by mariposa 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the first time I smoked the ganja I rolled it with bible paper
2007-11-06 02:02:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You sure you wouldn't prefer some potting soil or perhaps some pencil erasers instead? Elmer's glue is always nice...I wouldn't eat paper...you might get plugged up...lotta fiber in wicker place mats though...consult your physician. Love in Christ, ~J~
2007-11-06 01:23:54 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Yes.... and......... Every Morning!
Each morning I fulfill.... the Great Commission..... by... Obeying.... Mark 1:35 !
And thank you for Asking for this very Morning.... I finished the Book of Revelation.... and read these very verses.... today!
(Rev 10:9) And I went to the angel and said to him, Give me the little book. And he said to me, Take it and eat it up, and it will make your belly bitter, but it will be sweet as honey in your mouth.
(Rev 10:10) And I took the little book out of the angel's hand and ate it up. And it was sweet as honey in my mouth, and as soon as I had eaten it, my belly was made bitter.
(Rev 10:11) And he said to me, You must prophesy again before many peoples and nations and tongues and kings.
Thanks for Asking !
In Christ Jesus...... Roger R..... Ezekiel 2:7 & 2Timothy 4:1-to-4 !
2007-11-06 01:26:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 4⤋