2007-11-06 00:49:57 · 31 answers · asked by April 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"You must have taken a left instead of a right, hell is over there." Points.
2007-11-06 00:54:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 3⤋
St Peter does not have the authority in Heaven to say "well done good and faithful servant" as we do not serve Peter we serve the True and Living God only.
Check your Bible, if Peter made it to Heaven which I'm sure he did, we will be rejoicing together with him not bowing down to him as he was also a servant of God.
2007-11-06 09:14:20 · answer #2 · answered by Binahl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"So you're the Earth Man, huh? I can't tell you delighted I am to meet you, sir. You've got quite a following up here. The boss wants to talk with you right away, I think it's about some kind award he wants to give you. Have a good forever".
2007-11-06 09:10:16 · answer #3 · answered by Boris Bumpley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all many people uses the term St. Peter. Peter will not be at the gates as many says. that is just an old saying & neither will Peter be at hell if he had the job of seperation. Peter is in heaven, God is the one that tells us to come to heaven or be sent to hell.
2007-11-06 08:56:30 · answer #4 · answered by birdsflies 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Nothing, The gates of Heaven are not kept by Peter. That is not Biblical. Check out Revelation 21. That was a false doctrine based upon the misunderstanding of the passage of the Keys to the Kingdom.
Rather it will be Jesus Himself welcoming me in saying, "Well done, my good and faithful servant. Enter into the joy
of your reward." Matt 25:23. Jesus not Peter.
2007-11-06 08:57:07 · answer #5 · answered by mlcros 5 · 2⤊ 5⤋
Nothing because he doesn't determine whether or not I am a part of the kingdom.
Plus, that is a misconception of what heaven is like. The kingdom will be earthly not celestial.
2007-11-06 09:13:40 · answer #6 · answered by Emperor Insania Says Bye! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, this is the line for the idiots and morons... you want the gate down the street where all the intellectual people hang out, follow the high speed data line that doesn't intersect here and you will be right at home.
2007-11-06 08:54:51 · answer #7 · answered by Pitchy 5 · 3⤊ 4⤋
Peace be with you. He'll then look in the book to find my name-hopefully it'll be their.
2007-11-06 09:26:23 · answer #8 · answered by knight 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Probably some off the wall statement as heaven doesn't exist so it would have to be a dream.
2007-11-06 08:57:36 · answer #9 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
St Peter if you are referring to the apostle Peter, is dead. He can't say anything as he has no brain, vocal chords or mouth to speak with. Sorry to burst your bubble but non existant imaginary beings cannot talk so he wouldn't say anything.
2007-11-06 08:55:25 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 5⤋
St. Peter: "Heya, Jon. Come on in."
Jon: "Thanks, Pete."
Jerry Falwell: [sputters] "But but but.... St. Peter! That Jon M. is a big ol' HOMO! Plus he was a foam-at-the-mouth gawd-fersaken LIBERAL who didn't worship at the altar of Dubya."
Pat Robertson: "Yeah! St. Peter! You cain't let them kinds up here!"
Bill O'Reilly: "Kick that queer out of here before I call Karl Rove."
Various fundamentalists from R&S: [in chorus] "YEAH! Get the big homo outta here!"
St. Peter: "All of y'all sorry closet cases and haters just shut the heaven up."
Jesus: [espying me] "Jon! Girlfriend! Come over here and give us a big hug!!!"
-Curtain-
2007-11-06 08:55:33 · answer #11 · answered by Acorn 7 · 6⤊ 4⤋