A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables; and when he picked up a CD player to place in his
sack, a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching for more valuables.
Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice.
Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot.
Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed .. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
"Moses," replied the bird.
"Moses?" the burglar laughed .. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
"The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus."
2007-11-05 23:28:05 · 8 answers · asked by jesse m_violated for nothing 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oops........... thanks i didnt relize i had done that
2007-11-06 21:48:47 · update #1
my answer it's funny and nice to read..
2007-11-05 23:56:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sensing no danger the burglar started filling his sack with valuables. He turned round to find a tall hefty muscular cruel looking man into his eyes. "Who are you" asked the burglar . Holding his grip hard the man answered "Rottweiler Jesus"
2007-11-05 23:41:14 · answer #2 · answered by J.SWAMY I ఇ జ స్వామి 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sensing no possibility the burglar began filling his sack with valuables. He became around to locate a tall hefty muscular merciless finding guy into his eyes. "who're you" asked the burglar . protecting his grip difficult the guy responded "Rottweiler Jesus"
2016-11-10 10:40:54 · answer #3 · answered by philbeck 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-11-06 06:24:36 · answer #4 · answered by conan l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
but why did u put two parts of the same thing
2007-11-06 00:29:39 · answer #5 · answered by mikey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL! Good one!
2007-11-06 01:09:43 · answer #6 · answered by I Pity You Fool!™ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-11-05 23:48:48 · answer #7 · answered by Flarkin! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it made me smile:}
2007-11-06 00:13:33 · answer #8 · answered by Lana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋