Things to do in the bathroom stall...
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."
2007-11-05 22:46:51 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lmao almost wet myself on 20 lol
2007-11-06 13:08:59 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best one I've done is take off my boots, put them on the floor on each side of the bowl, then stand on the bowl to pee. From anyone in the bathroom looking, they see boots down below and the top of you above the stall wall, making you look about 8 feet tall. I had one kid come in and just stare. And I heard him as he left the bathroom telling his mom there was a giant in there. LOL
2007-11-05 23:03:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
What a list. Looks like the rest room is going to be the best room in the house. hahaha
2007-11-06 03:51:01 · answer #3 · answered by .... 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
only one thing missing from the bathroom thought you men took the news paper there also. lol to make a wish as yous say lolol.
2007-11-05 23:01:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
try any of these in a public crapper & ud be eating thru a straw for a few weeks
well funny tho
2007-11-08 09:03:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
20 had me cryin, the rest will be around my village in a week, amazinly funny
2007-11-05 23:27:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
luvvvv it 10
2007-11-05 23:04:11 · answer #7 · answered by xhehehexx 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
omg, hilarious hun, pmsl, am gonna try them, especially the snickers one
star time
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2007-11-06 00:12:04 · answer #8 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Those are really gross.
But very funny.
Loved No. 12!
2007-11-05 23:22:19 · answer #9 · answered by chip2001 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha hahahaha Glad I'm not a bloke!!!
2007-11-05 23:17:40 · answer #10 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋