halloween,the devils match and a study funny ?

Question

halloween

A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to
offend you." She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as
old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see
and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's
nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive." "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun
kiss me." She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: 1,
you have to be single and 2, you must be Catholic." The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!" "OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next
alley." The nun fulfils his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
crying. "My dear child, " says the nun, "why are
you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must
confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish." The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."


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The devils match
The Devil walks into a crowded bar.
Within seconds the bar emptied with people running out
screaming all over the place, all except for one old man
leaned over the bar.
The Devil wanders across to the old man and says "Do
you know how I am?" The old man took another sip of his
beer and answered "Yep"
The Devil stared at the old man and asked "Well aren't
you afraid of me?" The old boy looks the Devil up and
down for a minute and shrugs "I married your sister
40 years ago, why the hell should I be scared of you?"

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Study

There is a new study out about women and
how they feel about their a*ses!


I thought the results were pretty interesting:



85% of women think their a*s is too big...
10% of women think their a*s is too little...



the other 5% say that they don't care,
they love him, he's a good man, and they would have married
him anyway.

Answer 1

i like the devil one

Answer 2

Only the first one is funny. The other 2 not so much.

Answer 3

Lmao nice joke

Answer 4

nice 1 kevin.lol

Answer 5

I really liked the all. Very good :)

Answer 6

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

Answer 7

LOL, Love those jokes. Have a star. ;)

Answer 8

haha very good. That was great.

Answer 9

good one

Answer 10

brilliant