common , its starting to just get weird here in the MA section , u guys realize there are allot of kids on this section , they might actually believe this crap we are saying about chuck norris pushing the earth down when he is doing a push up. LOL , how did this whole thing start , are any of you serious when u say these things?
2007-11-05 18:22:19 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
The answer to every idiotic question is Chuck Norris
2007-11-06 01:52:44 · answer #1 · answered by Frank the tank 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck does read some of this stuff and has said he finds some of them pretty humorous. They do say that the ability to laugh at ones self is a good trait so that just proves that Chuck is tops. As for kids believing all this-if they are that young and on here then their parent should be on here with them and can explain it all to them like a good parent should. By-the-way, there is a web site out there for all of the Chuck Norris jokes and I highly recommend it if you need a good laugh as the dole-drum days of winter set in while you are at work.
2007-11-06 09:32:45 · answer #2 · answered by samuraiwarrior_98 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can't honestly think any rational person would believe even a 10th of what is in these statements. Aside from the devastating round kicks that are well documented, not much else is "truth". Come on - I mean, here are some of my favorites:
-People think that Chuck Norris' chin is under his beard, when in fact it is a thrid fist.
-CNRK is the most deadly force none to man (Chuck Norris Round Kick).
-CNRK is believed to be the element used in the Atomic Bombs.
-Chuck Norris single-handedly removed the dino population with one roundhouse kick.
-Chuck Norris has only two speeds, walk and kill.
2007-11-05 21:14:01 · answer #3 · answered by capitalctu 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris is great jesus could walk on water chuck could swim through land so do u want a spinning back fist
2007-11-05 23:45:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Scientists figured out what happened in the dinosaurs extinction. Chuck Norris was not around to defend them. Watch what you say, he hears and sees everything.
2007-11-06 01:47:46 · answer #5 · answered by Agnostic Front 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck is one bad mofo. I heard he once walked into a convent and all the nuns instantly became pregnant without him even touching them..... This is the true story of how the 72 Miami Dolphins were born. The ONLY team to ever go an entire season undefeated.
2007-11-05 18:45:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
Go here to find out the "truth" about Chuck Norris.
2007-11-06 00:12:52 · answer #7 · answered by Ray H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please don't tell me it ain't true that Chuck really can't stop the water in his pool from getting him wet. I refuse to believe it.
Just because We can't do it doesn't mean Chuck can't. We mere mortals just lack dedication.
2007-11-06 01:59:26 · answer #8 · answered by SiFu frank 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It sounds like you are trying to talk yourself into a roundhouse kick to the head...
2007-11-05 18:32:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋