What did Santa Claus bring Jesus when he was small? was it a pimped out caravan?

Question

I know this is in the bible, I just never bothered to read it ^^

Answer 1

Dutchess? Never let the facts get in the way of a great story!!!
That came later at His Bar Mistsva where he wowed the Rabbis' Remember???
Nah, there were three Santa's back in dem dere days, and they were wise, Coca Cola had not yet adulterated water and called in a drink to be fuddle men to cry ho ho ho aparently our Opposition leader misunderstood what being wise was, but, Alcohol back then was not even left out for Santa???
Lets see, there was Frankensense where Mary Magdaline rubbed it with her hair and the went on to found the early Christian church before Pentacost, even Jesus had to get the fellas back to work, ruddy fisher men, they had gone fishin and dere be work to do on the word and it took the fellas 60 years to write the first book!!! Aparently the dead sea scrolls as we now know these first books, where they were to fragile during the 50's and 60's last century were the subject of much debate, but they had a star system upon them for accuracy once read, because the offset printing press was not invented until the 1800's where the masses stopped acting out the roles and started reading. Traditionally reading was restricted to the clergy on issues of power and control. So you can see the theological superstition upon science?
The next gift Santa brought Jesus was Mirr, used as his death vale where the impression was recorded upon robes wrapping his alledgedly dead body, but, heck, He is a living God in the Holy Spirit? Grave found by Hollywood? Probably real, the bones, nobody did a DNA test to settle once and for all his son's line? Reckon a bit of hanky panky went on after then as in most familys and a few friends got recommended? Imagine, even the English Royal Blood line had a child conceived whilst the king was overseas fighting a war? How bazaar we elevate humanity beyond what it is in hope, nobody was perfect except Christ, even if he had Judah as alledged, what does it matter, the facts are still the same, Christ descended into hell and rose again, the bones are immaterial, understanding the key truths is everything, faith!
Third present? Interestingly enough, every body claims Christ was poor? Load of rubbish! He chose a sparten life where he was both purposefully effecient with money, wise and frugel, thrifty, and incredibly gifted, remember the fish and loaves trick, even Josephus records this event a noted historian documenting his life as proof his miracles were significantly worthy as well as the fact he was an Essene, a cult in Judaic history noted for healing. For the last 2000 years, despite healing by faith, there has been no documented scientific healing of a lunatic, but, diet is going to play a part. Most psychiatric illness have a relationship to saturated fatty acids, how bazaar is that? Most claims about saying Christ said we could eat anything, is rubbish too, He said what was on your heart was what mattered on the subject of kosha foods, but even Christians say grace? forbidden foods, perhaps we should ban Adulterated junk foods, they were definately not arround at Christs time and signs are showing these affect illness too. Gold, that was the final gift, always leave talk about money to last?
Christ had followed in Joshephs trade as a Carpenter, the modern equivalent of a Master Builder. From age 8 at the temple for the Bar Mistva to the start of His teachings for his two years, he had made a fortune, it is rumoured Mary Magdeline married him, but as private details would be left outta the bible, except where sinned, it is rummoured the wedding feast of water into wine was his, for his mom was in charge? Gold? He had plenty left at death! Money!

Answer 2

Jesus didn't even have a chimney. The reindeer were afraid of the goats in the stable so Santa stayed away. As somebody else said, the three wise guys did the gift giving instead; they brought gold, incense, and some kind of cologne. Incense is a pretty weird gift to give a baby, but whatever.

Answer 3

There's no Santa Claus when Jesus was a child because:
1. to be a Santa or Saint, you have to have great faith and commitment to the cause of Christ (ministry, death, resurrection, ascension, and second coming). Since Jesus was still a child then, the question has become mute and academic, if not, silly.
2. if you are referring to the Magi from the east giving gifts to the child Jesus - then they are pagan (non-Jewish) scholars and magicians bringing gifts to a new-born king (that's what the Magi said to Herod). Now they brought as their gifts gold, frankincense, and myrrh.

Santa Claus or St. Nicholas was a priest during the 4th century known for his generosity - 4 centuries after the ascension of Jesus to heaven.

Answer 4

They bring Jesus when he was small
Gold = because he is the King
Incenses =because he is the Priest
and myrrh = because he is the offering
Mt 2 :11 On coming to the house, they saw the child with his mother Mary, and they bowed down and worshiped him. Then they opened their treasures and presented him with gifts of gold and of incense and of myrrh.

Answer 5

Jesus was a little before Santa's time.

Answer 6

That would have rocked! (I know it's not my section, I'll survive) but I'm working on pimping out a caravan! No lie! (it's a dodge caravan, but still......)

Answer 7

.Sweetie, You need to be careful that your questions in which you are trying to be cute aren't blasphemous. I see you think you are being grown up by your non-belief, but blasphemy , The Bible says, is unforgivable. I read some of your answers and you seem quite intelligent, but it seems this act of yours is getting really quite dangerous to you. Doesnt your parents care about what you are doing on here?

Answer 8

Actually it was the 3 kings that brought Jesus presents...

Melchor, Baltassar and Gaspar.

It was gold, burning sticks and something else.

Answer 9

It was a Dodge prototype from Lee Iacocca.

Answer 10

A crystal ball for him to watch all the chaos he was going to cause in this world!