i SAW MY 18 YEAR OLD FEMALE NEIGHBOR NAKED!?!?

Question

Ok heres how it gos.. I'm 46 and live in my mothers basement (I'm single) And today i was stalking, my 18 year old female next door neighbor (i was peaking from my down stairs window) And i Saw her striping naked and feeling her self (she was smoking hot btw) But as i was watching (i was masturbating) and my foot gave way and tripped over into the window and made a bang. She turns around quickly and screams (pervert!) I run as fast as i can down in my room (my mothers basement) and close the door, and here i am now... What should i do? Now that she caught me stalking her? (my mother isn't home right now) but when she comes home my teenage neighbor well tell her i was looking in her window? Should i go to her house right now and tell her i didn't mean any harm or what? Whats your opinion?

Answer 1

Don't commit an additional breach of etiquette by rudely dropping in unannounced.

Instead, wash your hands and write a formal, sincere note of apology on your personal stationery in black or blue-black ink. In the event you cannot locate your engraved stock, one hundred percent cotton paper (Crane's or the like) will do.

As time may be of the essence, perhaps your mother will be willing to drop the note into her box, or leave it with the doorman.



Edit: To thing550: just perused your answer; excellent observation; couldn't agree more
LOL

Answer 2

First off, stalking any woman is WRONG and illegal. Second, at least she was of legal age and not underage. Third, yes you can be arrested if she decides to press charges. Fourth, why don't you try looking at porn like a "normal" person? Of legal aged women that is! Fifth, why are you sharing your perverted actions publicly? Sixth, why the hell are you STILL living with your mother at 46???

Answer 3

It was not entirely your fault. She should have taken precaution by closing the windows but she didn't. Who knows she may wanted to be peeped at by your guys in the neighbourhood but instead was peeked by you. Infact i would put the blame on her. Even if your mother was there at that time, i am sure she would also take a look ( minus any sexual fantasies ). Since your neighbour stripped in the open, she can't blame people for looking at her.

Answer 4

Why do some men have to give men such a bad name? Just be a nice person. Women have to go through enough crap already without having to put up with complete idiots like you.

Answer 5

It seems to me this entire situation stemmed from one of the great ills of our age ~ terrible posture!!!!

Next time, remember to position yourself in such a way that you cannot fall in a moment of distraction, causing a noise which necessitates your neighbour turning, thereby creating embarrassment for you and for her, feelings of invasion and a desire to interract with police.

For hints on can improve your posture, look at photographs of the royal family. You will notice their stance.

They stand with legs slightly apart and feet firmly planted on the ground, toes slightly outward and knees straight, thereby utilising the body's strongest muscle groups and the natural foces of gravity to enable them to remain in a securely based standing position for long periods of time without fatigue.

I realise this may be hard to do while simultaneously hiding under a rock, but you strike me as a go ahead type of guy.

I'm sure you'll manage it.

Cheers :-)

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EDITED to say: Thank you aural margin, I liked the notepaper suggestion ... very proper :-D Lucky I didn't have a mouthful of coffee as I read it! :-)

Answer 6

Sounds like she was doing the same with her window open so you could see-I thiunk there is a mutual problem of voyeurism too-

Answer 7

why is a 46 year old still living with his mother???

Answer 8

You are 46?
or is it 16?
typo??
Get a life!

Answer 9

the last thing she wants to see is you showing up at her door, then she might think you are really stalking her. leave her alone.

Answer 10

Get a life.