A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen, 'What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?'
The gentlemen responded, 'Well, twice a day I stand in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat and flash. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much.'
Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her garden hoping for the best. One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the woman, 'By the way, how did you make out? Did your tomatoes turn red?'
No', she replied, 'but my cucumbers are enormous!'
2007-11-05 16:22:09 · 11 answers · asked by bernman101 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...that was a real good one..nvr heard of this one either..NICE!
2007-11-05 17:24:53 · answer #1 · answered by DTR 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotcha!
2007-11-06 02:22:39 · answer #2 · answered by smile_: ) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute! Would that same technique work with Zucchini too, I wonder?
2007-11-06 00:31:04 · answer #3 · answered by Ink Corporate 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I did heard of this joke but it was forgetten.. it still made me laugh. LOL
2007-11-06 00:36:07 · answer #4 · answered by Friendly boy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I liked it!
2007-11-06 00:32:22 · answer #5 · answered by dearborne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-06 00:46:44 · answer #6 · answered by wanie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Good one.
2007-11-06 08:46:19 · answer #7 · answered by Lady M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
O MY GOSH!!!!!! That was funny
2007-11-06 01:19:04 · answer #8 · answered by Drifter46 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha i get it
2007-11-06 01:26:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's cute.
2007-11-06 21:31:46 · answer #10 · answered by PRiNCESS 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋