let the athiests nominate themsleves as Gods, and everyone an vote on who wins the position. This would make athiests believers, and will make them friends with the Christians. They colud have contests, like an arm wrestling match where the athiest God plays against the Christian God. The problem is, The Christian God would never show up for the tournamant.
2007-11-05 16:19:55 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sorry. My 'c' key sticks.
2007-11-05 16:21:05 · update #1
Oh yes. I want to be the Atheist God.
I loved this is made me laugh.
2007-11-05 16:24:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymity 5 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Hey, I understand. My kids cracked up my first laptop and it's missing keys. Used to have the hardest time typing with any speed at all. The p,l,s, and one other were missing and I had to push on the little nub below the keys to make them work - what a pain. Congrats for soldiering on!
.... oh yeah, the athiest-god-arm-wrestling thingy. Nope. Sounds dumb.
2007-11-05 16:25:56 · answer #2 · answered by teran_realtor 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i can see the arm wrestling match now
bob the God nominee: "hah yes, it's high noon and the coward hasn't shown up yet! I win!"
God, riding up on a horse and a with a humongous cowboy hat: not so fast, hombre. there's not enough room for 2 Gods in this universe
bob the God nominee: oh, $#!+
2007-11-05 16:28:12 · answer #3 · answered by f0876and1_2 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Christians have asked me if I think I'm better than God plenty of times. They don't seem to like the answer. I don't think you'll get them to vote.
2007-11-05 17:06:18 · answer #4 · answered by Voyager 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. The correct spelling is "atheists."
2. Atheists do not believe in gods, and so would be unlikely to nominate themselves as something that doesn't exist.
2007-11-05 16:41:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Don't worry all the atheist will stand before the God they deny, on Judgment day. That day is coming real soon. They will be the losers sitting in hell, forever separated from God and all that is good. Bummer for them.
2007-11-05 16:29:12 · answer #6 · answered by Sweet Suzy 777! 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
How about we just love everyone as we are commanded to. Christians were commanded to love and not to condemn and tell others they are going to hell. The facts are what they are, but there is a much better way to help others and show them we really do care about them!
2007-11-05 16:25:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I prefer the George Carlin method. I offer my prayers to Joe Pesci. It has the same 50% success rate and besides, he looks like a guy who can get things done. My neighbors liked to stay up late and party all night, keeping me awake. I prayed to God for years and they never stopped. I called Joe Pesci up and they haven't kept me up all night with their noise since.
2007-11-05 16:29:21 · answer #8 · answered by Jim 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Atheist god??
HAH!! Excellent.
2007-11-05 16:35:33 · answer #9 · answered by kerrisonr 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Have you ever tried the new Skinny Cow ice cream bars..?
They are fat-free, only 120 calories, and oh-so-yummy!
: )
2007-11-05 16:24:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋