Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?
2007-11-05 15:28:16 · 12 answers · asked by chad20_83 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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"a popular theory, based on recently discovered cave paintings in Montana near the Idaho border, is that a primitive human with a mental disorder walked up to a cow, and upon seeing a large pink bag, wondered to herself, "I wonder what would happen if I squeezed that big pink thing down there...". Eventually, the fondling of cows' teats spread around the world.
http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Milk
Ha Ha!!
2007-11-05 15:30:22 · answer #1 · answered by char__c is a good cooker 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Who was the first person to say
"Hey I think Im going to eat the first thing that comes out of that chickens butt".
People are weird I guess =p
2007-11-05 23:34:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ben Smith. It's true but you couldn't research it in the Internet. Well he had a cow and his cow was racing with the other cows and Ben got mad so he teased the cow a bit but the cow got angry. A few weeks later Ben died because he ate his cow as his "beef" and doctors discovered the "Mad Cow Disease"
2007-11-06 01:16:58 · answer #3 · answered by artyazalea127 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Abraham Lincoln. Right after he invented the automobile in 1587. That's right, in East Virginia.
2007-11-05 23:31:11 · answer #4 · answered by Devo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I forgot his name. . .but his brother was the first guy to pop open an oyster and say, "Dang it! Diss here look lahk sum TASTEE goo. I'm 'onna eat it. Dare me?"
His granpappy was the first to snack on rocky mountain oysters.
2007-11-05 23:34:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
the first guy to see the calf feeding was the first one. who do you think was the first one to watch an egg come out of a chickens butt and say, "I'll eat it?"
2007-11-05 23:59:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Alfred Couldham.. the first milk farmer..
2007-11-06 00:10:02 · answer #7 · answered by marlo p 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey man.... chicks weren't as willing in the past.... some guys got desperate!
2007-11-05 23:31:36 · answer #8 · answered by nhaisma 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
probablly someone in the middle earth.
2007-11-05 23:30:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
someone a lot braver then me
2007-11-05 23:30:19 · answer #10 · answered by Austin Powers 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋