An elderly Polish man who lived on the outskirts of Warsaw went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said, "Father .. during World War II, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the enemy; so I hid her in my attic." The priest replied, "That was a wonderful thing you did, my son! And you have no need to confess that." "It's worse than that, Father. She started to repay me with sexual favors." The priest said, "By doing that, you were both in great danger. However, two people under those circumstances can be very stressed to act that way. But if you are truly sorry for your actions, you are indeed forgiven." "Thank you, Father. That's a great load off my mind. But I do have one more question " "And what is that?" asked the priest. "Should I tell her the war is over?"
2007-11-05 15:27:52 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I thought it was going to be terrible and racist at first...but it's actually funny
2007-11-05 15:32:36 · answer #1 · answered by ~~*Paradise Dreams*~~ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Have a star
2007-11-05 17:31:58 · answer #2 · answered by mad ned 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I thought it was funny and I gave you a star!
2007-11-05 16:58:05 · answer #3 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Here's your star.
2007-11-05 15:32:32 · answer #4 · answered by poolplayer 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's deserving of a star....
2007-11-05 15:34:42 · answer #5 · answered by nhaisma 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hhmm yeah pls keep it secret hehehe
2007-11-05 16:53:26 · answer #6 · answered by hunnybuns 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg dats brilliant! hehehehehehe superfunny!
2007-11-05 20:51:41 · answer #7 · answered by Julie Mokhtar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2007-11-05 17:30:18 · answer #8 · answered by Maple Sugar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a sensitive topic but ill give it to ya, i liked it.
2007-11-05 15:44:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahaha lol pretty good!!! u get a star!!
2007-11-05 16:43:19 · answer #10 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋