civil , mechanical, electrical or environmental
2007-11-05 15:21:23 · 20 answers · asked by Ajay S 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-11-05 15:24:54 · answer #1 · answered by nikola333 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God is all types of engineers - and He made us in His image. So all engineers go to heaven, as per the following true occurrence.......
.... one day, an engineer died. He got to the pearly gates but to his dismay, St Peter was a bit disorganized that day and could not find his name written in the book of life (even though it is a well known fact that all engineers go to heaven). "I'm so sorry young man (everyone seems young to St Peter) but I'm afraid there is no option but the down elevator for you." And the first ever engineer ended up in hell.
After a time of suffering, the engineer had just about had enough and began inventing ways to make things more comfortable - air conditioning, cool running water fountains, even e-mail. God , being all knowing, did hear of what had happened and called Satan (who now had a cell phone). "I am God, and I demand that you return the engineer at once! You know that I get all the engineers!" Well, Satan was pretty happy with how comfortable things had gotten recently and flat out refused. Then God told him "If you don't return my engineer at once, I will sue you!" At that, Satan laughed.... "Good luck finding yourself a lawyer!"
But God does get all the engineers...:)
2007-11-05 23:38:49 · answer #2 · answered by teran_realtor 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spiritual Engineer!
2007-11-05 23:29:23 · answer #3 · answered by God's Fountain Pen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The Prime Mover is the Master Builder, the Ancient of Days
2007-11-05 23:24:32 · answer #4 · answered by Snorkman7 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God wrote and created the rules of science.
He was all 4
Civil he made lakes and rivers and oceans work
Mechanical the muscles tendons and nerves move arms and legs
Electrical a thunderstorm can produce and awesome electric show
Environmental all of nature works together perfectly as long as man doesnt mess with it
2007-11-05 23:27:24 · answer #5 · answered by Tommiecat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No way. God is living spirit God who is in heaven. Do not show your ignorance of God . Just listen and read the truth about God. Thats all you do until you will come to know that there is God.
jtm
2007-11-05 23:28:56 · answer #6 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Civil engineer -- he runs a waste disposal site near the fun zone.
I heard something like that, and it made me laugh.
2007-11-05 23:26:16 · answer #7 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He is the Chief Engineer.
2007-11-06 10:36:35 · answer #8 · answered by Vijay D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Civil! Why else would he run a wastewater line through a fine recreation area?
2007-11-05 23:25:19 · answer #9 · answered by Black Dog 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Civil.
Who else would put a playground in the same area as a waste treatment plant?
2007-11-06 00:02:58 · answer #10 · answered by K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋