hey is ur dad retarded cuz i think ur pretty special
2007-11-05 15:05:41
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answer #1
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answered by tido_51 1
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Best one I ever used. ( Yes, I really did this.)
Sitting at the bar, turn to the girl next to me. She smiles. I put my cigarette out, in her drink, lean over and ask "so... can I buy you a drink?"
Later, after we'd been out a few more times since then, she confessed, her thoughts of my move. According to her, any guy that uses that line, that way... he must really know what ever he's got is worth it.
Enjoy.
2007-11-05 23:09:51
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answer #2
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answered by V.A. Hospital 2
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Sooooo not the best, but definitely the one that made me laugh the most...
Nice shoes, wanna f**k?
No lie, a guy actually said that to me. I don't know where he got it from (I've heard other people say it recently as a joke, maybe from a movie or something?), but I laughed my *** off for like, ten minutes after. ... but I still said no.
2007-11-05 23:09:32
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answer #3
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answered by Kat* 7
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i think pick up lines are so lame so you might as well pick an uber lame one and make the person laugh...
- you're one tall glass of water and i'm thirsty
- call me coffee cuz i grind fine
- brrr, my hand are cold. can i warm them in your heaving breasts
- do you have a mirror in your pocket? cuz i can see myself in your pants
-hi, you'll do
yeah, they're all horrible but funny as hell and the person will definitely remember you haha
2007-11-05 23:13:50
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answer #4
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answered by hahapsht 3
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Once I looked deeply into a girls ice water blue eyes and said " Sweetie if love is forever, I'm a winner at a loosing game " SHE REALLY LIKED IT !!!! CLASSIC !!!!
2007-11-05 23:17:03
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answer #5
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answered by Joe A 3
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me and my guy worked together... one night when he offered me a ride home he drove up and said "hey little girl want some candy" i know it sounds creepy but because i knew him and we have a 6 yr age difference it was kinda funny to me
2007-11-05 23:11:45
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answer #6
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answered by avalon552 3
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For guys picking up girls: "Wow, I love a woman who can accessorize with scarves"
For girls picking up guys: "Wow, you really work those (legs/arms/pecs/lats)"
2007-11-05 23:10:34
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answer #7
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answered by Bill L 2
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did it hurt?
what?
when you fell from heaven.
i just think that's so cute :)
it can apply to both, but when i think of pick-up lines, i think of guys saying them to girls.
2007-11-05 23:05:31
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answered by girl_dramaqueen 4
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Thats a nice set of legs, What time do they open?
2007-11-05 23:13:42
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answer #9
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answered by ezwill29 2
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Hey there... Just noticed you in the crowd, and couldn't get you off my mind.
2007-11-05 23:09:59
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answered by scorch_22 6
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the moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart, the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!
2007-11-05 23:21:10
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answer #11
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answered by smileygirl_5490 1
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