If you are a black belt in a certain type of martial art (your choice) and you have Chuck Norris, Steven Seagall, Jean Claude Van Damm, Jackie Chan, Jet Li, Donnie Yen and Tony Jaa on your side. Which team would you take on and win easy?...
a. An entire professional football team
b. An entire professional basketball team
c. An entire professional baseball team
d. An entire professional hockey team
e. An entire professional soccer team
2007-11-05 14:55:07 · 15 answers · asked by gannoway 6 in Sports ➔ Martial Arts
Baseball players get no respect LOL....
2007-11-05 16:20:13 · update #1
I think that Seagal could hold his own for about thirty seconds and then his fat azz would be sucking wind.
The rest of these pansies are actors! They would not stand a chance against any world class athletes.
With the exception of the the great Chuck Norris. Chuck would reach into the sky, pluck a storm cloud, wring it like a rag, and rain lightning bolts down on all of his foes!
If I had to choose one it would be the soccer players. Think that their average size is like 5'8" and 150 pounds. Even I could crush a few of those guys as long as I didn't have to chase them for long.
-rj
2007-11-05 16:47:04 · answer #1 · answered by ronjambo 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Lol, none of them would be easy even for the best fighter. After all, you are taking on a large number of strong athletes.
If I had no choice I would say the baseball team, as they are generally the least conditioned and least used to bodily striking of anything but a baseball with a large club.
That being said, the force of numbers would mean you would probably lose due to being dogpiled.
2007-11-05 23:02:02 · answer #2 · answered by Eric K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the tale of the tape
an entire football team = +40 players w/ an ave. weight of 250 lbs
basketball team= +12 players w/ ave. height of 6' 5"
baseball team= +14 players on steroids
hockey team= let them fight themselves
i'll take the soccer guys w/ beckham in it
2007-11-06 02:12:32 · answer #3 · answered by le sabre 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
c. An entire professional baseball team
2007-11-05 23:15:26 · answer #4 · answered by billair 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
With your line up none. Can I change Norris, Seagall and van Damme for Oyada-sensei ? Funikoshi? If you let me have both I would fight all og them... well I would be there but with these two it would be over before I could move.
2007-11-09 03:03:30 · answer #5 · answered by hulk50138 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris, you say?
Why, the rest of us would just sit back and let Chuck go.
He'll take on the whole NBA, NFL, NHL, UFC, FIFA, Major League Baseball and the top 10 contenders of the IBF, WBC and WBF before lunch.
But they'll be no professional sports that year.
2007-11-05 23:42:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
c. baseball team
you see, footballs they train with weights and running...you're doomed with an entire footballteam
basketball well let's just say they're already scary
hockey, you know they fight on the ice and they fight dirty!
soccer, have you seen those european soccer riot...yea i'm nto doing that...
baseball team becuase they are the most out of shape, they don't have to train much, work on the throw, and swinging and running...and if you notice those guys isn't very muscular. also alot of them have already used their arm throwing balls so they might be weaker at throwing a punch
2007-11-05 23:32:59 · answer #7 · answered by Nikosama 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Let's see......
On my side I have a handful of actors/martial artists, two of them were actual fighters (Chuck and JCVD)
My opponent is an entire team of active/trained/professional athletes.
I'd run my friend, that's how I'd improve my odds of surviving.
oh, and Chuck Norris would beat 'em all.
2007-11-06 00:19:40 · answer #8 · answered by Frank the tank 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Considering that some of those mentioned are only actors ... can I fight a chess team instead?
2007-11-06 09:00:42 · answer #9 · answered by Ray H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
C--baseball team because most of these guys are fat and out of shape due to the increased amount of drug testing.
2007-11-05 23:14:37 · answer #10 · answered by KOsolutions 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋