I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee, and
A 1 lb. package of bacon.
As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier.
While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly
stated, "You must be single."
I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single.
I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selections that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status.
Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?"
The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."
2007-11-05 14:33:59 · 26 answers · asked by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this is me deal with it: Thank you!
2007-11-05 14:39:21 · update #1
hah thats hillarrrious!! is this a true story? my god i really did laugh...wow.
cause you're ugly... ha
for the record you're not ugly :)
2007-11-05 14:38:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-11-05 22:42:07 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well checky that's nice from you to tell this story , I thought every thing passed in opposite way , may some thing wrong !
2007-11-06 01:16:34 · answer #3 · answered by Abuadnan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL.
I would've turned around and socked the tipsy outta him!
;)
2007-11-05 22:48:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Funny! And most of the jokes on here are not :)
Kudos!
2007-11-05 22:38:35 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
That's funny!
2007-11-05 22:58:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Aww that is funny if it was a joke, but really sad if it is true.
2007-11-05 22:40:40 · answer #7 · answered by alwaysconfused 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha
2007-11-05 23:25:37 · answer #8 · answered by {Emme_line} 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2007-11-05 23:00:50 · answer #9 · answered by just asking 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha!!!! *bursting out laughing* hahahaha lol
2007-11-05 22:38:00 · answer #10 · answered by Ginny 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋