A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.
It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.
She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to it's slipping rider.
Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the surface over and over.
As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune
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The Wal-Mart manager sees her and shuts the horse off
2007-11-05 14:02:14 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Haha! As I was reading it I was trying to figure out how it was going to be a funny joke... great punchline!!
Post another!
2007-11-05 14:06:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-05 14:43:22 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol this is pretty old but I never get tired of it! Gooooo BLONDES!! Haha
2007-11-05 14:11:08 · answer #3 · answered by danielle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO that's a cute joke
2007-11-05 14:15:43 · answer #4 · answered by Em 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sue wal-mart for the bruises ... not funny at all ... happens a lot to irresponsible management of animal rides ...
2007-11-05 14:08:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Hee hee cute.
2007-11-05 14:06:11 · answer #6 · answered by alwaysconfused 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol very cute
2007-11-05 14:58:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one rated a really BIG BELLY LAUGH - Thanks, I needed that. And a star for you!
2007-11-05 17:06:19 · answer #8 · answered by CJ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-05 14:21:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks, I like this one.
2007-11-05 14:35:52 · answer #10 · answered by soisitok 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋