2007-11-05 13:41:31 · 23 answers · asked by Beautiful Disaster 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left breast and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed in even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched made her scream.
The doctor said, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she said, "I'm actually a blonde."
"I thought so," the doctor said. "Your finger is broken."
2007-11-05 13:42:10 · update #1
That just made my day!
And I was having a bad one...
thanks
2007-11-05 13:47:14 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHHAH OMG THAT IS EFFING HILARIOUS!!!
look at these jokes:
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day…
30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, “What?”
CREATION
A man said to his wife one day, “I don’t know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.
” The wife responded, “Allow me to explain.
God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!
WHO DOES WHAT
A man and his wife were having an argument about who
should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, “You should do it, because you get up first,
and then we don’t have to wait as long to get our coffee.”
The husband said, ” You are in charge of cooking around here and
you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee.”
Wife replies, “No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible
that the man should do the coffee.”
Husband replies, “I can’t believe that, show me.”
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament
and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says……….”HEBREWS”
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each
other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day,
he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,“Please wake me at 5:00 AM.” He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AMand he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go andsee why his wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.” Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
2007-11-05 14:06:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
funny 100/10
yes 100/10 that not a mistake.
oh here have a star
2007-11-05 13:47:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Great joke man..thanks for that...needed a laugh right now...work is boring.
2007-11-08 11:02:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
o i herd dis one b 4 but wit a lil boy
2007-11-05 13:46:02 · answer #5 · answered by boricua(787) 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
HAHA!! I was reading it and trying to figure out what was going to make it funny, and when I read the last line, it was like, BOOM! Lolz!
2007-11-05 14:12:46 · answer #6 · answered by danielle 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
redhead is bloody head too, right?
Thanks for the joke, good one.
2007-11-05 13:46:00 · answer #7 · answered by judy06 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahah thats a funny one. im a blonde. i got it! it was funny.ahahahah im still laughing. very nice joke.
:D
2007-11-05 23:55:25 · answer #8 · answered by cozmo 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was great! Thank you so much for the laugh! I am sick right now and you just put a smile on my face... thanks.
2007-11-05 14:09:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
have heard it before but still funny
2007-11-05 13:43:57 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋