Men vs Women?

Question

1./
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Later the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 am for an early morning business flight.Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,"Please wake me at 5:00 am." He left it where he knew she would find it.The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 am and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 am. Wake up."Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
2./
A couple drove down a country road for several miles,not saying a word.A discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.As they passed a barnyard of mules,goats,&pigs,the hubby asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied,"in-laws"

Answer 1

hahaha..owh great Mick!!
it's funny lol..
thanks!! nice day!!^^

Answer 2

Funny! 10!

Answer 3

lol .
I have one .
okay ,
this couple was sittin in bed giving eachother the silent treatment . .
all of a sudden the man says , hun , could you fix the coffee in the morning ? and she says why do you expect me to do that ? and he says because its in the bible that the women do the housework and the men do the real work .. and she says well . in the bible it says that the men is supposed to make the coffee .. and he says where does it say that ?! and she says . Hebrews .. DUH!!

Answer 4

lol nice

Answer 5

my answer is very funny and nice to read..

Answer 6

lol very funny...

Answer 7

LOL

Answer 8

LOL....