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An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."

2007-11-05 12:21:24 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

12 answers

that was good.

mommy mustve been getting old!!

STARRED!!

2007-11-05 15:52:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

A simple and refreshing joke.

I thought the boy would have pushed his father inside the minute he saw the "transformation".

A star for you.

2007-11-05 20:38:52 · answer #2 · answered by boyplakwatsa.com 7 · 3 0

Funny! 10!

2007-11-05 20:30:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 3 0

I've heard it before, but I still think it's funny and laugh.

2007-11-05 20:32:53 · answer #4 · answered by grahod 4 · 3 0

thats a good one , it was a good laugh

2007-11-05 20:24:49 · answer #5 · answered by This World 5 · 3 0

hehehe, i want one of those, pmsl hun

star time

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2007-11-05 21:15:34 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2 0

lmao...what a funny guy you are?
haha..it's awesome..
thanks!! have a nice day!! ^^

2007-11-06 01:57:03 · answer #7 · answered by ryn 2 · 1 0

LOL star for you THATS SO HILARIOUS :p

2007-11-05 22:22:48 · answer #8 · answered by cbabysnugglebunny 3 · 2 0

that's a really good one! funny...: ]

2007-11-05 20:35:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

hahaha how sad! : ]

2007-11-05 20:33:54 · answer #10 · answered by ? 5 · 2 0

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