I think the "queenofyackagain" is dying...on her way out.
Seems that after an episode of ZillaFever, followed by RoamFever I have contracted a vile leech that wishes to suck the very life of me. It has followed me to various questions and I have recieved many notices from Dr Yamster that makes me feel as my time is running short.
So if I am really dying I would like to say:
The QueenofYack will never die.
In your dreams her terror lies.
Kill me once, kill me twice.
But I am stuck to you, like your kid's head lice.
Now the Yamster lays me down to sleep.
But my soul, I tell ya, he will never keep.
So what would your last words be?
And do you think I have any poetic skills at all?
2007-11-05 10:18:08 · 6 answers · asked by queen of snarky-yack again 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Okay, here's mine.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
The Yamster can go to Hell.
And so can Yahoo.
2007-11-05 10:24:34 · answer #1 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 12⤊ 1⤋
Are you sure ther isn't a cure?
Yours isn't a very nice way to go out-wouldn't you prefer something a bit happier? Otherwise people will say, Remember that miserable get with that upsetting poem?
If that is how you want to be remembered, then well done.
Oh little bird sitting in your cage,
Is your life a book with just one page?,
Comitted a crime yet you never did wrong,
In your cage, no one can hear your song.
I will open your door, little bird,
I will set you free, I know you my friend,
For that little bird is me.
A decent attempt at a poem, but when I croak, I'd rather it be a celebration of life.
Whatever floats your boat, though.
Don't die soon!
2007-11-05 18:32:44 · answer #2 · answered by johnstonemac 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you're the Poet Laureate of Yahoo Q & A!
My last words would be:
IT was an honest answer!
For sure, my last word would nto be "cool" ---I got a violation noitce for saying that.
2007-11-05 18:53:58 · answer #3 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
My last words will simply be "Tell QueenofYak that I said a very inspirational poem in her honor. Blagh!" *dies*.
2007-11-05 20:44:59 · answer #4 · answered by DEPRESSED™ Volatile Tempter 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I would quote that great philosopher, Eric Cartman:
"Scr*w you guys, I'm going home"
2007-11-05 18:31:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Sums it up for me... http://youtube.com/watch?v=PqwFfGgLPzM
2007-11-05 18:24:50 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋