A stripper in a hurry to get home leaves the club with nothing on but a loose coat. As she crosses the street, a drunk driver skids around the corner and hits the stripper sending her flying into the air and landing unconscious on her back with her charms exposed to the world.
As a crowd gathers, a gentleman places his hat upon the stripper's crotch in order to minimize her exposure.
In the meantime, the drunk driver hardly aware he just hit someone, staggers over to see what all the fuss is about.
Noticing the near-naked woman lying exposed on the street, he points to the strategically placed hat and slurs in a loud voice, "Well, the first thing we gotta do is get that guy outta there!"
please star if u laughed
2007-11-05 09:59:52 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol! bravo! Gave you a star. Thanx for making me laugh!
2007-11-05 10:22:37 · answer #1 · answered by the fire within 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, good 1. See if you like this one. President Obama gets off a helicopter in front of the White House while carrying two piglets. A Marine guard salutes and says, "Nice pigs sir". the President replies,"These are not pigs. They're authentic Arkansas razorback hogs. I got one for Secretary of State Clinton and one for Speaker of the House Pelosi." The Marine says, "Excellent trade, sir."
2016-05-28 00:52:03 · answer #2 · answered by charmaine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao starred 10/10 x
2007-11-05 10:02:58 · answer #3 · answered by <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol there honey you made me laugh and yeah you can have a star,forget them little nasties ok?xxx
2007-11-05 10:07:38 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-05 10:04:01 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL really cute joke, laughed a bit.
2007-11-05 10:17:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before- but still funny!
2007-11-06 07:40:22 · answer #7 · answered by CaliHavoc 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was aite...but ima give it 6/10
2007-11-05 10:15:33 · answer #8 · answered by DBL-G 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
taht was really funny, but i didnt laugh, but that was really good!
2007-11-05 10:12:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute...
2007-11-05 10:08:03 · answer #10 · answered by Aloha Dre 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋