I'd like to complete this transaction prior to the impending several weeks of hellish torture which is commonly referred to as "The Holidays". I'll settle for an exchange, especially on the sisters-in-law. So, what do I gotta do?
2007-11-05 09:58:39 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Joe F, that goes without saying
2007-11-05 10:03:01 · update #1
Ah, dreamer, you know my pain :)
2007-11-05 10:07:51 · update #2
ROFL-LMFAO-LOL hahahaha heehee - Nolte, this question threw me into a fit!!! I know EXACTLY what you mean!! I have a sister-in-law that reminds me of Pinhead from Hellraiser!
2007-11-05 10:04:43 · answer #1 · answered by dreamer - VT-AM 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Unfortunately the procedure involves this:
1. Pray to GOD for an answer in the form of a RMA (Return Merchandise Authorization) problem.... God is an illusion created in the dark ages when people thought differently, and that illusion has passed down to present day as FAITH. Argue with FAITH and you're screwed.
2. Wrap the family member in their ORIGINAL packing material. Problem: Hard to come by any good used embryonic sacs and sew them up again, with fluids etc.
3. Call DHS, UPS or FEDEX for a home pickup, and make it COD for GOD to pay when the package gets there. PROBLEM... GOD is an illusion, see above.
I like the drinking idea better. Good luck
2007-11-05 18:13:27 · answer #2 · answered by Bob 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
To The Purchaser:
Universal Returns Policy Regarding Relatives by Blood or Marriage
All non-purchases are final.
You can't choose 'em.
You can't change 'em.
And don't even think you can exchange 'em.
Management regrets (but not much) the necessity for this policy.
Signed,
Deoxyribose Nucleic Acid
on behalf of
THA BOSS
2007-11-05 18:35:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Nolte, you're going about this all wrong.
What you need to do is just get drunk at the next family get-together and strip. Stripping in front of relatives pretty much guarantees that they will keep their distance from you.
2007-11-05 18:29:26 · answer #4 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Must have receipt and return within 90 days.
Sounds like you're screwed, lol.
Hide your head in the sand like an Ostrich!!!
2007-11-05 18:02:48 · answer #5 · answered by }{PurpleLipz}{ 3 · 5⤊ 0⤋
No refund, no returns, Satisfaction not guaranteed with a conditional clause that you can not through it in the atic or closet - must stay unwraped and on display. hahahahahah.
2007-11-05 20:38:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get a hobbie that involves being in the garage and when she comes to see what you're doing, make sure the compressor turns on so you can't hear her.
2007-11-05 18:09:27 · answer #7 · answered by carmel 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, thirty day exchange policy. You should really read the fine print on those things, dear.
2007-11-05 18:12:26 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Frizz up your hair a little more, mumble incoherently when anyone speaks to you and carry an ax around on your shoulder all the time.
I guarantee they'll cut their stay short...
;P
2007-11-05 18:04:52 · answer #9 · answered by . 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
You need to get to the store first before your Sister-in-Law gets there to return YOU!
Pastor Art
2007-11-05 18:03:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋