2007-11-05 09:43:28 · 22 answers · asked by A friendly Jihad 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Dewd.
They get magic powers?
That's it.
I'm so totally omg converted.
2007-11-05 09:54:32 · answer #1 · answered by [[Princess For The Day]] 2 · 7⤊ 2⤋
I see that Unsliced Ham is in her usual form of incorrectness.
Jehovah's Witnesses have no magical powers. We are people like anyone else. By being as true as we can to Bible principles, we are protected from many of the ills of this world like cancer from smoking and diseases like AIDS from living an immoral lives.
2007-11-05 18:25:28 · answer #2 · answered by LineDancer 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
None. unless you count their ability to convince people to become Jehovah witnesses. Or i guess they have the power to witnesss.
2007-11-05 19:32:30 · answer #3 · answered by *E* 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
None.
Jehovah's Witnesses actually reject all involvement with the occult and supernatural. While the faith recognizes the difference between prestidigitation and the occult, many Witnesses even avoid so-called "magic shows" when the slight-of-hand artist too closely identifies himself with spiritism.
Jehovah's Witnesses are entirely unsuperstitious.
Learn more:
http://watchtower.org/e/20020801/article_01.htm
2007-11-05 17:48:56 · answer #4 · answered by achtung_heiss 7 · 8⤊ 3⤋
whenever they knock a door, everybody disappears inside the house! Seriously speaking, complete silence, the town becomes a ghost town.
2007-11-05 18:00:05 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 4⤊ 2⤋
Such POWER that at their NAME the Unbalanced Lambs comes out to speak twisted things about them.~~shudder shudder~~
2007-11-05 18:06:37 · answer #6 · answered by hunter 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
Very simple, they don´t give money , nor prestige but are telling the truth.
the only religious group that is telling to the people what will Jesus Christ will do after Armageddon during the 1000 years with this planet and everything within.
they can make people go to preach in 238 countries without the fear of "go to hell" just because we enjoy preaching what will Jesus Christ do in the near future.
2007-11-05 17:46:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 5⤋
They float, and have whatever they wish for at the click of a finger.
Though, they won't show you until you believe the world will end in 1914!
2007-11-05 17:48:42 · answer #8 · answered by Ben 2 · 3⤊ 4⤋
none
they are bound by technology just as we are
all powers come from science not magic or god.
2007-11-05 17:47:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
They have the power to make up a religion. It's not much, but it's something.
2007-11-05 17:49:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 4⤋