A dad is on his way home a bit late from the office when he realises that it's his daughter's birthday and he has not bought her a gift.
So he stops at a toy store to buy his daughter a Barbie.
Inside he sees a Barbie display and asks the salesgirl how much the Barbie's are.
The girl responds:
Which one? We have:
Gymnasium Barbie: £19.95
Volleyball Barbie: £19.95
Shopping Barbie: £19.95
Surfer Barbie: £19.95
Disco Barbie: £19.95
and Divorced Barbie: £299.99
Shocked, the man asks, "why is Divorced Barbie £299.95 when all the other Barbie's are £19.95?" Exasperated, the girl responds:
"Sir, Divorced Barbie comes with:
Ken's Car
Ken's House
Ken's Boat
Ken's furniture
Ken's jewellery
Ken's money
Ken's computer, and
Ken's best friend...
2007-11-05 09:31:02 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good joke thanks
2007-11-05 09:39:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't think nikki Minaj knows the meaning of her own lyrics. More than half of them make no sense what so ever. She throws random words in there and raps them in a weird voice and she has millions of idiots following her around.
2016-05-28 00:44:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAH u have to give me that website where you got the joke from i wish i could give u a 100 stars 4 that joke keep them coming
2007-11-05 09:52:21 · answer #3 · answered by wwe52256 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-05 10:25:35 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, it makes it funnier when it's in foreign money.
Good joke 9/10
2007-11-05 09:33:30 · answer #5 · answered by the soccer guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is another classic beauty have a star
2007-11-05 09:38:49 · answer #6 · answered by boldkevin 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
luvvvv it 10
2007-11-05 20:32:50 · answer #7 · answered by xhehehexx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha, ha, ha!
That's a good one!!
10/10
2007-11-05 09:37:35 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, yeah pretty funny.
2007-11-05 09:36:49 · answer #9 · answered by delete 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i posted this 1 the othe day
i love it tho lol.
2007-11-05 10:08:05 · answer #10 · answered by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great Joke! I love it!
~Candice~
2007-11-05 09:58:16 · answer #11 · answered by Candice 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋