Don't you realize that in heaven you can have this too? Just believe and you get all your wildest dreams ever wanted!
2007-11-05 09:27:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yes and a pizza tree! And a candy apple tree, if that's what you're into!
2007-11-05 09:33:52 · update #1
xthurga, dear, I was referencing non-believers, but thanks for the nice prayer.
2007-11-05 09:36:38 · update #2
i was gonna say the stripper factory, but didn't want to offend some christians.
2007-11-05 09:38:01 · update #3
whitchy, what's telnetting and MUD's?
2007-11-05 09:39:27 · update #4
I'd pretend to for some free beer! ;)
2007-11-05 09:43:32 · answer #1 · answered by I, Sapient 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd rather have a giant box filled with a never ending amount of coca-cola, vault, hot pockets, chinese food, and a fiber optic interent connection, with a decade subscription to Wired.
and who could forget all the telnetting and MUDs? ahh! heaven.
Edit: Telnet is a text based communication software to connect to port 23 so that two machines may communicate and exchange information. Telnetting is the verb of this program. lol
MUD: Is a telnet based role playing game usually centered around a dungeons and dragons kind of motif.
2007-11-05 17:34:14 · answer #2 · answered by witchy boy1989 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
No. I don't like beer.
P.S. I like this prayer:
"Oh Lord, if I worship you out of a desire for heaven, deny me heaven. If I worship you out of a fear of hell, send me to hell."
Think about it. There are much better reasons to believe something than the hope that one day some God will satisfy your greed.
Of One Truth:
I know. I just find it disheartening that anybody would believe some religion for reasons as shallow as what you're offering. And some do...
2007-11-05 17:33:28 · answer #3 · answered by kriosalysia 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
ACtually, you'd like to come to my church. We have services every sunday morning --the main speaker is the reverand Hiram Walker, Jim Beam, or Jack Daniels.
2007-11-05 17:36:49 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No, but a Stripper Factory might convince me.
2007-11-05 17:34:50 · answer #5 · answered by Eiliat 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Depends on the location of this "beer volcano"
I've had morning where it felt like I had one attached
2007-11-05 17:31:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yes, if I could live on the beer volcano.
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Tell me, what religion is this? I must convert now.
2007-11-05 17:39:31 · answer #7 · answered by Obama! twist™ 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Depends on the kind of beer. I love A&W root beer.
2007-11-05 17:39:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tell me more about the stripper factory, and I might be enticed.
2007-11-05 17:35:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha...how about joining us...we have lakes of champagne....fountains of soda....trees full of lollies....edible choclate flowers...houses made of biscuits...
The best is you will get all of this on earth...now...
There is no need to go to heaven to enjoy!!!!
Ha ha ha
2007-11-05 17:34:40 · answer #10 · answered by decemberbaby 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋