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2007-11-05 09:09:55 · 10 answers · asked by MR TT, VT enthusiast 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10 answers

Something fishy, I'll bet.

In philosophy, what happens if you put Descartes before the horse?

2007-11-05 09:12:41 · answer #1 · answered by Acorn 7 · 2 0

The horse steps on the carp. Carp don't move well out of water.

2007-11-05 17:15:29 · answer #2 · answered by Keltasia 6 · 1 0

The older the carp gets, the more the horse is overcome by noxious smells.
OR, the horse drowns!

2007-11-05 17:14:17 · answer #3 · answered by Bobby Jim 7 · 1 0

You know the old saying "you can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it drink"? Well, a carp can lead a horse to water. But who the hell wants to drink fishy tasting water? Not my horse, by God!

2007-11-05 17:56:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

either the carp dies as it's a fish out of water
or the horse gets wet...

2007-11-06 15:53:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

The poor horse would have to push instead of pull.

2007-11-05 17:13:22 · answer #6 · answered by Sentinel 7 · 2 0

Usually the crap is behind the horse... oh you spelled it wrong.

2007-11-05 17:25:00 · answer #7 · answered by bwlobo 7 · 1 0

The horse will hold his nose and tiptoe around it.

2007-11-05 17:13:10 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Fish paste.

2007-11-05 17:23:04 · answer #9 · answered by K 5 · 1 0

You wouldn't get anywhere.

2007-11-05 17:12:30 · answer #10 · answered by Nels 7 · 1 0

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