...no matter how much you try to deny Him? Did you know that there are no true Christians, only people that have yet to accept Flying Spaghetti Monster as their Lord and Savior?
RAmen.
2007-11-05 08:57:51 · 21 answers · asked by i Vote 4 HORROR Part Quattro 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'm an fsm atheist.It's really because i just have hate in my heart.The evidence is all around me but i'll deny it till the bitter end.I'd rather spend an eternity in a bubbling hot vat of sauce than be with him anyway.It's my freewill choice.Believe or boil.Now how you could you deny that those loving options.
2007-11-05 09:05:25 · answer #1 · answered by vibratorrepairman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't be ridiculous, FSM does not torture all and sundry. in basic terms a pathetic deity might torture mortals... FSM isn't petty sufficient to care what people have self belief in. each physique will flavor from the beer volcanoes, even Fireball! perhaps then she'll relax slightly, eh :D
2016-10-15 03:50:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I must say, the flying spaghetti monster makes great humor for some!
2007-11-05 09:16:05 · answer #3 · answered by mandy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
We had RAmen noodles for lunch today and now I see The Truth of The Great FSM.
Hail RAmen!
2007-11-05 09:01:03 · answer #4 · answered by Keltasia 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
RAmen
2007-11-05 09:01:14 · answer #5 · answered by Jadochop 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
His noodle appendage is in their hearts, but they are too busy denying FSM to realize. They will have to answer to him someday, and they won't like the bowl of soup they are in then (chicken noodle).
2007-11-05 09:02:52 · answer #6 · answered by Take it from Toby 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
They deny it, even though it is written: He created the trees, the mountain, and the midgit [sic].
RAmen!
2007-11-05 09:14:01 · answer #7 · answered by cosmo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They will accept Him soner or later, otherwise it's their loss... Everyone loves the tomatoe sauce celebration
2007-11-05 09:06:52 · answer #8 · answered by Michelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And here I used to tell people to worship the might of MudDuck.
2007-11-05 09:02:13 · answer #9 · answered by thewildeman2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fireball - The FSM (PBUHNA) sees into your heart, forgives you and loves you.
2007-11-05 09:00:25 · answer #10 · answered by Fred S - AM Cappo Di Tutti Capi 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋