I don't think they allow illiterates into Heaven.
2007-11-05 08:56:30 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Now, dreamer, you know darn well The Nolte has a front seat reserved on the bus to Hades. I'm saving you a spot right next to me!
2007-11-05 09:14:53 · update #1
bagsy, so learning to read is as easy as donating 10% of my income? Why wasn't I informed of this earlier? Someone else told me I had to go to school and stuff.
2007-11-05 09:20:58 · update #2
The Nolte realizes this, Jacky...Just thought I'd reciprocate the teasing ;)
2007-11-05 09:31:46 · update #3
Thanks, Kerilyn! Do I have to donate 10% of my income to you as well? This "learning" thing is gettin' expensive!
2007-11-05 09:33:09 · update #4
You must have one of those voice recognition typing programs.
Who needs to read or write when you can download software to do it for you?
2007-11-05 09:03:49 · answer #1 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
What organization told you that reading was basis for salvation?
Have you even studied the christian claims for salvation?
Most of the early converts that were back in the day of Yeshua were unable to read.
I do know some people who might have a hard time going into heaven.
Greedy people.
Well,, what do you spend your money on? Do you dedicate a certain percentage of your income for charity or what?
Do you AT LEAST offer 10% of EVERY income that you get?
2007-11-05 09:16:20 · answer #2 · answered by bagsy84 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
sure. If you want to learn to read, he will provide the material and the teachers, but your gona have to put forth the effort to learn , God dont do anything for us, not without our cooperation. That goes for salvation too.
2007-11-05 09:25:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nolte, prayer will help. I will also teach you to read what you've obviously already typed.
2007-11-05 09:51:10 · answer #4 · answered by Semp-listic! 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
God gave you the abilities to learn how to read. You can use them and learn. Although, I must say that you wrote awfully well for someone who can't read. And you're probably going to have a little bit of trouble reading the answers that you get if you don't start praying.
God bless!
2007-11-05 09:00:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Receive Jesus as your Lord. Read the Bible first.
2015-06-06 07:33:47 · answer #6 · answered by truth 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-11-05 09:10:37 · answer #7 · answered by [[Princess For The Day]] 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
He will send a teacher.
Why do you need one?
You already know how to read. You responded to answers that were given.
2007-11-05 09:49:33 · answer #8 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I thought you were going to hell on the bus with me and Joe??? Oh, I see how you are, now you want to ditch us?! *pout*
(((Nolte)))
2007-11-05 09:09:42 · answer #9 · answered by dreamer - VT-AM 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The Nolte, you're typing but can't read? Now THAT is miraculous! We could make big bucks off you...... just thinking ahead......
2007-11-05 09:00:14 · answer #10 · answered by Yogini 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋