My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle.
"Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."
To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet- cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, *****."
2007-11-05 08:37:22 · 35 answers · asked by chris w. 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that should say. b.i t.c.h...
2007-11-05 08:41:05 · update #1
You rock! That's the funniest one I've heard all day. You're *star* material!!!! xD
2007-11-05 13:46:35 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah
2007-11-05 08:40:39 · answer #2 · answered by Brent 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Excellent joke Chris.!!!
Top notch so 10/10.!!
Witty Queen hey, lol.!!!
Cheers lady for a laugh.!!!
Still smiling here.!!
2007-11-06 05:10:56 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
luvvvv it 10
2007-11-05 20:10:05 · answer #4 · answered by xhehehexx 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fookin brilliant. Star time!!!
2007-11-05 12:30:26 · answer #5 · answered by Lifeless Energy 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God save the Queen !
2007-11-05 11:27:42 · answer #6 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was a good one Chris, thank you lol
2007-11-05 10:51:31 · answer #7 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao! id like to see that acted out by a comedian tho.
2007-11-05 08:46:51 · answer #8 · answered by Laurence F 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-06 04:41:02 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, that WAS funny!!
Brilliant!
Cheers for the laughs!
Here have a star!! *
2007-11-05 08:40:13 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋