what are some good excuses???
anything, anything, anything from babysitting to orthodontist appointmnts etc
I need a variety
Thanks in Advanced :D
2007-11-05 08:32:13 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Family
it's just for something like i cant come over and i dont like the person so i have to tell them i've got something cuz this kid questions me!!!
2007-11-05 08:38:32 · update #1
Stop. Look. Listen. Here's all you need: "I'm terribly busy and I don't even have time to talk right now; bye!" Period. do NOT start compiling a list of excuses when you do not have to...it is giving in to a bully. Juswt keep being "terribly busy" and shut the door, hang up the phone, etc and eventually they will get the message.
2007-11-05 08:51:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These excuses are really funny, however very clever ocasionally. If you switch up some of the joking words with something more serious, these excuses can get you out of some serious trouble. Remember the saying: It's never ok to lie, unless that lie is gonna say your butt. (ok, ok, i just made that up but so what! lmao) Good luck
Oh and 1 more thing: 1 really good excuse for getting out of school:
crack an egg and put the insides in the toilet. Mix in a few breadcrumb and mix it a lil with the toiilet bruch and VIOLA (french word pronounced as Wa-La!)! Throw up! Good luck and hope your excuses work.
2007-11-05 16:45:58 · answer #2 · answered by ♥ineversaidiwasperfect 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG the best is when you get a doctors note saying you have a concussion! You are alowed to get out of anything because your not allowed to think, all you do is say its too much thinking and your teachers arent allowed to give you work...
Also:
My car broke down
My alarm clock somehow reset
my pet gerbil died, we had a funeral
I was going to come, but while i was on my way there I got abducted by aliens, it was horrible.
2007-11-05 16:37:27 · answer #3 · answered by J T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1Traffic
2You got lost
3you discovered a new species
5you got ambushed by a pack of gorillas
6tire blew out
7your cell phone fell out the window and you got out of your car to get it but left your keys in the ignition and someone jacked your car
2007-11-05 16:38:17 · answer #4 · answered by Ally 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good excuses for WHAT? Lying is never a good idea. Simply tell the truth.
2007-11-05 16:34:48 · answer #5 · answered by kja63 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
just tell the truth or say that ur probably busy that day thats what i usually say to some one i dont like.
2007-11-05 16:44:07 · answer #6 · answered by Allie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sick , out of gas, car broke down, someone died, kitchen caught on fire, diarrhea, traffic, got a speeding ticket, witnessed a crime.
2007-11-05 16:36:39 · answer #7 · answered by tarie75 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dont say why, jus say sorry i cant do anything today, if they say y, tell em its personal x
2007-11-05 16:52:19 · answer #8 · answered by Katie;RAWR! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For what? For ignoring someone? For not showing up somewhere?
2007-11-05 16:35:33 · answer #9 · answered by meandmike 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anal Glaucoma. I can't see my @$$ ___________ today. The blank is whatever you're trying to get out of.
2007-11-05 16:43:45 · answer #10 · answered by flogging_disaster 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋