And yes, I was drunk. Birthday drunk.
Oh, and uh, to make this pertinent... I was down the street from a bar called The Monastery.
2007-11-05 08:22:09 · 16 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Thanks Pangel! ((()))
2007-11-05 08:29:37 · update #1
Gracias, Cinthia!
2007-11-05 08:57:52 · update #2
Thankyas, Perox. I was over by the one in Phoenix, FWIW.
2007-11-05 09:17:05 · update #3
I was actually over at the Blue Saloon, since I know one of the bartenders there.
2007-11-05 09:39:21 · update #4
Danke, Zal. Danke indeed.
2007-11-05 10:13:06 · update #5
Why, thank you Con! Thmooches!
2007-11-06 07:15:23 · update #6
Meditate/pray, do mind-body exercises if you are able, eat healthy, and don't over indulge, and maybe you will become more intune with your body, to figure out when it is hurt or not. If you are really not sure, go to a doctor.
2007-11-05 08:32:09 · answer #1 · answered by astrogoodwin 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Happy belated birthday. Haha I live down the street from a bar called the Monastery.
And as for your question...Try doing it again. You should know if you tore your crotch. If you don't know, you didn't do it right.
Edit: Me too! Holy crap. Friday's a good night down there. Did you go there or just nearby?
2007-11-05 09:10:50 · answer #2 · answered by peroxidekween 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This being R&S, I'd say check for demons. If they're going in you know you tore it and now you'll need an exorcism.
If they're leaving, it must have been a great party you nasty boy.
2007-11-05 09:26:51 · answer #3 · answered by Dave P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does your ding-a-ling look like Fakir from Modern Primitives got a hold of it?
2007-11-05 09:37:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pour lemon juice all over your crotch. If it burns, go to the doctor.
2007-11-05 08:26:24 · answer #5 · answered by Armless Joe, Bipedal Foe 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Put a mirror on the floor and stand on it. and look down. a very large mirror preferrably. Wear shoes.
2007-11-05 08:25:21 · answer #6 · answered by sisterzeal 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
rofl that has to be the funniest thing that sister has ever said
and a belated Happy Birthday to you !!!!
2007-11-05 08:27:01 · answer #7 · answered by ☮ Pangel ☮ 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
you have a interesting way of doing a backflip
2007-11-05 08:29:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Please would you teach me? I like to impress. Are you having pain in the crotch? *Drink*
Cheers for your Birthday! Happy Birthday!
2007-11-05 10:07:30 · answer #9 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
happy late birthday!
that is horribly hilarious
and i have no help to offer..
2007-11-06 07:07:29 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋