A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.
He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked.
That's a Daddy Longlegs," her father answered.
"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little
girl asked.
As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and
innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat, saying "Well, we're not having any of that brokeback mountain Sh*t in our garden!!"
2007-11-05 08:01:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOOOL HAHAHHA! good one
2007-11-05 08:08:10 · answer #1 · answered by beautiful.milexxx 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol! An Old Joke But Still Funny!
2016-04-02 06:47:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-05 08:10:26 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i would be proud to be that little girl's daddy...lol
2007-11-05 11:07:28 · answer #4 · answered by DBL-G 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
OMG that was hilarious!
2007-11-05 08:10:24 · answer #5 · answered by bjparker0385 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
omg! that was really funny! lol!
2007-11-05 08:19:43 · answer #6 · answered by Jessica 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
horrable
2007-11-05 13:20:46 · answer #7 · answered by girl next door <3 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
very funny - the movie was pretty gay.....
2007-11-05 08:05:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
hahha! lol
2007-11-05 09:05:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
that was really funny!!!
2007-11-05 08:36:08 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Danie♥ 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋