Nothing out right crude, just a little sexual
2007-11-05 06:42:11 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WHAT GETS LONGER WHEN PULLED, FITS BETWEEN YOUR BOOBS, INSERTS NEATLY IN A HOLE, AND WORKS BEST WHEN JERKED?------A SEATBELT YOU PERVERT, BUCKLE UP!!!!!, HERES ANOTHER ONE-------WHAT CAN A GUY EAT ALLDAY AND NEVER GET FULL?-----PUS$Y
2007-11-05 09:30:45 · answer #1 · answered by joeseph 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over for friday dinner to meet the parents.Since this is such a big night shes says she would like to have sex with him for the 1st time afterward.
The boy is ecstatic but has never had sex so decides to pay a visit to the pharmacy to get condoms, the pharmacist helps the boy for half an hour telling him everything there is to know about condoms & sex, at the counter the pharmacist asks how many condoms the boy wants he insists on a 10 pack saying hell be rather busy tonight being his 1st time.
That night the boy shows up at the girls parents house.Meets his glf at the door she says "oh im so exited for u to meet my parents,come in!"
The boy sits at the table were the girls parents are seated,the boy quickly offers to say grace & bows his head.10 minutes pass and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down,the girlfriend leans over & whispers to the boyfriend,
"I had no idea u were so religious"
The boy turns & whispers back "I had no idea your dad was a pharmacist!"
2007-11-05 10:59:19 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why did the hooker sit on an old wooden bench?
She wanted a splinter in her butt.
2007-11-05 08:10:17 · answer #3 · answered by Goychie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't you mean risque?
Two nuns walking through the woods and a man jumps out and shouts "Hokus Pokus."
Replied one of the nuns, "Never mind the Hokus!"
2007-11-05 07:16:01 · answer #4 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
How do you get in to a sleeping bag?
Answer: Wake her up!
(From my Grandpa)
2007-11-05 07:17:16 · answer #5 · answered by pamps43 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋