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2007-11-05 06:38:57 · 11 answers · asked by Page 4 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Did they do it day and night for one whole year?

It must have been one hell of a party!!!!lol

2007-11-05 06:40:01 · update #1

Did Noah supervised so everything would remain civil????

Just curious....

2007-11-05 06:41:28 · update #2

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Yes, they did- forget the buckets of dinosaur droppings, the other cleanups took even more time.

It's a little-known fact that Noah had to take four bonobo chimpanzees on board (two of each gender). Bixseuality is part of their daily lives, especially among the females. Noah and family had to constantly turn their heads as the bonobos settled disputes with sex, not violence.

Noah also had a lot of explaining to do to his kids when the homosexuals among the dolphins began skipping along the waves beside the Ark once the rains stopped.

Mammals, we're such amazing creatures. Sometimes I think bonobos are the highest species since they don't have suicide bombers, school shootings or snipers. Just sex. What a beautiful solution!

2007-11-05 07:56:41 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

If the Bible reported each animal that went on the ark it could be an extremely thick e book, certainly. I propose you examine Genesis 6 & 7 lower back in case you prefer to understand which animals have been on the ark. It replaced into particularly the birds and the beasts, which covers notably much all the land animals. It additionally says "types" and "types", no longer each version. Noah did no longer could get each style of dogs or each style of pigeon or something like that. the effort-free types have been brought about and that they've distinctive ever through fact then. it extremely is a complete non sequitur to assert that through fact the animals which at the instant are extinct weren't on the ark, it proves that the Bible isn't actual. in case you attempt considered one of those logic in a debate you would be laughed out of the communicate hall.

2016-10-15 03:27:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

I thought the whole ride was for ~ 40 days....

Depends on the species.. What you seem to have overlooked are the microbes... There are many more species of them than anything else. Why does everyone forget the little microbes?

And no, the animals were probably scared. And good thing, too - - that could have capsized the boat, especially if in syncopated rhythm.

"If the Ark is rockin', don't come knockin'"

2007-11-05 08:01:27 · answer #3 · answered by outcrop 5 · 1 0

Well, obviously some of them did; fruit flies for example would have gone through at least a few generations by the time Noah set land.

Also, let's not pretend the humans were just playing cards the whole time. They were getting it on too. And they were, like, Noah's family!

Eww... I feel dizzy.

2007-11-05 06:43:36 · answer #4 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 6 0

The ark would have to have been 4 miles across to house all the animals in the world and have enough food for them for a year, they would have needed hundreds of people on staff making sure they were all fed and taken care of, disease would likely have been a big problem in such tight quarters too.

2007-11-05 06:44:02 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

It probably started with the animals that had a longer gestational cycle, those with shorter ones had to wait until near the end of the flood - bummer for them.

2007-11-05 06:43:40 · answer #6 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 2 0

Take thy wife, and thy sons, and thy sons’ wives; go down from this mountain, p. 26 and bear with thee the body of our father Adam, and the offerings which thou didst bring out with him from Paradise, namely, gold and myrrh and frankincense. Put the body of our father Adam within the Ark which God commanded me to prepare; and the other bodies separately from it, so that the body of Adam may be like a dyke ever in the midst. Put the offerings on his breast. Dwell thou and thy sons in the east of the ark, thy wife and thy sons’ wives in the west, so that the body of our father Adam may be a barrier to hinder the men from sinning with regard to the women, and to hinder them from sinning with regard to the men; let them not gather together for food or drink till ye come out of the Ark......

At sunset Noah and his sons and his sons’ wives entered, and dwelt in the topmost deck. The Ark was built in the form of a Church, in which the men are prevented from mingling with the women; as there is peace and love betwixt man and woman, and between the elders amongst them and the youths, thus there was love betwixt the rest of the beasts and the birds and the sentient beings in the ship; and as wise men are at peace with their inferiors, thus were the lions and the ewes at peace in the Ark.......

Their entrance to the ship had been in separation, their exit from it was in unity.

2007-11-05 07:22:16 · answer #7 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 1 1

10 billion species X 2 crammed on one boat. some were eaten, some had sex, and some evolved.

2007-11-05 06:42:13 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5 2

Ever see two rabbits together? I imagine nature took its course.

2007-11-05 06:42:41 · answer #9 · answered by Kerry 7 · 3 1

With God any thing is possible. God controlled them till they were let loosed in the wild .

2007-11-05 06:43:53 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 3

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