I’ll never be lost again.
2007-11-05 06:37:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Aw crap.... My batteries just went dead?
WHERE AM I?!?!?!?!
2007-11-05 06:37:49 · update #1
Oh c'mon you don't have a slide rule? I thought they solved all problems...
2007-11-05 07:56:48 · answer #1 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
actually- your question isn't really far from the truth.
For eons, men had no answers for all the questions he would ask about the world around him, and god existed everywhere there was a question he couldn't answer. Everything seemed like magic back then.
Now- there is much less that we don't understand about the world (universe). So, god exists only at the edges of our understanding.
So, if the GPS unit is a symbol of modern knowledge and technology- you are quite correct. It has replaced so much of what ancient man looked to god for.
2007-11-05 06:47:54 · answer #2 · answered by Morey000 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's why you need a compass backup. Or a sextant, a road map, or stars. Or a good buddy to point you the way. They're all more useful than your alternative.
2007-11-05 06:42:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Good question! Use Energizers next time! GPS units tell you where to go and Jesus will tell you where to GO!
2007-11-05 06:46:36 · answer #4 · answered by Mr. Len 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are like all other males! Just stop at any gas station and they will tell you how to get where you need to be.
2007-11-05 22:29:15 · answer #5 · answered by Zombie Princess, (2012) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have The Only One Jesus Who Is My Only Savior;
You are lost (and you need Him badly);
No, I don't need anything or anyone else!
God bless you!
2007-11-05 06:42:22 · answer #6 · answered by Desir D 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Only Jesus can guide you to Heaven.
2007-11-05 06:39:44 · answer #7 · answered by Yahoo admins are virgins 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I never understood why I need a god (or the god that is his own son) to tell me where I am.
I am here.
2007-11-05 06:44:31 · answer #8 · answered by Simon T 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Looks like you'll have to figure out that sextant doohickey.
2007-11-05 06:41:39 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL--must be nice to be able to afford one of those toys--I have kids......
2007-11-05 06:40:02 · answer #10 · answered by Matthew Star 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋