Why aren't men in blonde jokes ?

Question

People say blonde people are stupid but in all jokes ive read it refers to a blonde woman not a man.

Why is this, please don't say this sexist junk about men are smarter than woman.... thanks

yh i suppose men are the writers thereselves thanks x

Jayls for your answer i am blonde, i don't agree with the whole blonde thing but even so i can prove im smarter than you. Whereas i can spell stuff correctly you can't ! Your obviously a man a poor excuse of one might i say

Answer 1

Because men are sexist. lol I'm blonde and I'm a damn lot smarter than a lot of brunettes

Answer 2

Let me answer it this way and get a few million hands down

(Note: I am only relaying everything that I have heard either in bars, on the street, but mostly through the media, PLEASE do not assume that I discriminate... Just proving a point.)

- a middle eastern driving cab or working at the 7-11
- a far eastern with the railroad, nail salons, etc.
- a polish person that does things backwards
- a french person that surrenders at the first sign of conflict
- a mexican riding a low rider while picking lettuce
- a black gang member
- an italian whose mother has a mustache bigger than her sons
- an englishman who riots over his team losing
- a saudi with oil and tons of money and power
- a puerto rican's mother that has more hair on her legs than your dad
- a jewish person that owns a bank
- a poor uneducated irishman
- a republican that cares for only power and the rich
- a catholic being a molester
etc...

These are all jokes that have been made through the years all coming from one source: media. Their goal, to downgrade a race or type of people in order to make one feel uncomfortable over them due to the medias hype over all of the "awful" things they do.

Thankfully, we are maturing and starting to see through all of this crap.

But as far as why no Blond Male jokes? The reason is this:

You'd tick off too many closet Nazis.

German-Americans have had a strong hold in government and monies of America for many years. This as we all know is now a Saudi-American country, if you dont think so, find out what the saudi own. From loans to shoreline property, to our own resources. Luckily, the stronghold of these old Germans are on their way out. That is, unless they still play along...

anyway...

The blonds are Aryans or Nordics and anyone that has tried to media wise slam them by this Nazi description are quickly subdued.

Note However: "the Nazis themselves did not discriminate against Germans who were not blonde or blue-eyed, or had only one of these features."

Just like not all jews are not bank owners, get it?

And lets face it, as lazy as American men have become, they still cant handle criticism. Let alone admitting that women are harder workers than they are.

Answer 3

The jokes about either sex with the same hair color, ARE THE SAME, but most of the blonde jokes are told by men, so most blonde jokes are made about blonde haired women. So because you haven't heard any blonde haired male jokes, you assume they are different, but they are not. I've never heard a blonde male joke that was different unless it was one of those blond haired male/stick-it-to-all-men type jokes (which even some women hate those jokes, believe it or not).

Answer 4

I've just never heard men say dumb stuff like women do..and im a freaking woman!!! Im sure you are blonde and want to throw in your straight A/4.0 grade point average defense but I get a kick out of what some of you blondes can spit out at times. All my bfs have been blonde men and they are..well im not gonna say smart, which they are but they just dont say stupid **** like all of you do.That's just the fact.

Answer 5

You are too young to know what you're saying. There are lots of blond men jokes. If your avatar is right, I can see why you hate blond girls jokes.

A red-headed guy, a dark-haired guy, and a blond guy were playing cards. The red-headed guy says, "You know, my wife isn't the swiftest boat on the water. She went out and spent $500 on children's clothes and we haven't even decided when to have a baby yet."

The dark- haired guy says, "Oh, I can top that! My wife put $5,000 down on aluminum siding and we haven't even started house shopping yet."

The blond guy laughs and laughs. "Boy, you guys are married to geniuses compared to my wife. She went on a business trip this week. She put 12 condoms in her suitcase AND SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A PENIS!!!!"

Answer 6

Most men with blond hair are crazy like a fox. Look at Owen Wilson. Also it seems only blond women are usually protrayed as dumb. And most of them are in real life as well..

Answer 7

What do you do if a blond guy throws a grenade at you?
Pull out the pin and throw it back.

there thats a blond joke involving guy, by a guy lol

Answer 8

Men are probably the ones coming up with the jokes thats why...

Answer 9

Becuase blonde men are jokers themselves.

Answer 10

probably because what blonde men do make us cry and feel pity not laugh or smile