He is really great but the only problem is that when he smiles he looks like a horse. But I have Dentric Hippophobia - fear of horse teeth. When my bf smiles I get all panicky, can't breathe, almost black out... Is there a tactful way to tell him to stop smiling?
2007-11-05 05:01:16 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
i've found brown paper bags to be much more useful in such situations.
2007-11-05 08:03:37 · answer #1 · answered by joe the man 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girl, com'on be real... How can you ask a person to stop smiling? You just can't do that. Is like asking someone to stop breathing... and if you really get that feeling when you see him smile then he is not the guy for you. When you really love & like someone it's gotta be 100%... u can't like him 95% or 50%... if something of his physical features bothers you to the point of wanting to faint.... something is definately wrong... I guess you can talk to him about different options to correct his denture... "cosmetic dentistry" (braces, veneer..whatever is needed) and hang in there while in process of correcting this lil problem... but don't try to make him stop smiling or you might hurt his feelings...
2007-11-05 05:11:47 · answer #2 · answered by babygirlxx68 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
while you have been surpassed out in his motor vehicle, he could have became involved in some one else. this may be a solid reason to no longer drink lots. additionally, this could have grew to become right into a damaging risky project. You meet some guy, make out slightly, get so inebriated which you wind up surpassed out in his motor vehicle. tell me this would possibly not have brought about something terrible? undergo in techniques Natalie Holloway? i think of you're able to desire to easily permit this one bypass. This guy is in his previous due 30's eating in a dive bar. Taking youthful ladies 0.5 is age back to his place to occasion, allowing underage ladies to get inebriated. no longer precisely a super seize.
2016-10-03 09:54:52 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a couple of friends beat the b'jesus out of him, focusing on his face, and that way he gets all new teeth. I've found that a 2X4 works best for teeth removal.
2007-11-05 06:09:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Just tell him you have some kind of affliction that affects your immune system so that he has to wear one of those surgical mask things, or whatever they're called. The only problem is that you will have to wear one too so your story looks true. Good luck!
2007-11-05 05:38:48 · answer #5 · answered by ☼ɣɐʃʃɜƾ ɰɐɽɨɲɜɽɨƾ♀ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Make a pig snort sound everytime you laugh - then when he gets disgusted with that and finally says something - cut him a deal ;)
2007-11-05 09:30:00 · answer #6 · answered by Cinthia Round house kicking VT 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just feed him plenty of my Milkshakes and Pies- then hide his tooth brush. He'll go from horsemouth to jack-o-lantern in no time!
2007-11-05 05:52:29 · answer #7 · answered by Katie Couric's 15 Minutes... 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Uh, this seems liek something that should be on Montel williams or somthing hahahaha
2007-11-05 05:10:14 · answer #8 · answered by Jessica 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Just treat him like Cr@p and he'll stop smiling all onhis own... Guys love it when we do that!
2007-11-05 06:08:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Just buy him an executioner's mask and tell him you think he looks hot in it.. that way you don't have to see his teeth.
2007-11-05 05:10:52 · answer #10 · answered by nixity 6 · 5⤊ 0⤋