LOVE STORY: I will seek and find you. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you. I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg for mercy, beg me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And when I am finished, you will be weak for days. All my love, The Flu.
Get your mind out of the gutter, and go get a flu shot!
2007-11-05 04:54:38 · 19 answers · asked by FRANsuFU 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You forgot the headache
2007-11-05 04:58:01 · answer #1 · answered by havanadig 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No.... no flu shot for me. And I doubt that I'll get the flu. Twice that I've had the flu shot in the past - are the only 2 times I got the flu. And yes, I've heard the flu love story before.
2007-11-05 12:59:06 · answer #2 · answered by Topez 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-05 12:58:51 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My mind was in the gutter. But it was cute!
2007-11-05 12:59:08 · answer #4 · answered by New Job Mayne! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard it before but it is a good one. I like it. So funny.
2007-11-05 13:06:48 · answer #5 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was funny!!! My mind was in the gutter!!
2007-11-05 12:59:25 · answer #6 · answered by RK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Soooo cute! I have never heard it before!
2007-11-05 13:01:44 · answer #7 · answered by RTSGIRL 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow totally thinking the wrong thing
hahahah nice
2007-11-05 13:19:26 · answer #8 · answered by Elly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it but I forgot it. Cute!
2007-11-05 12:57:10 · answer #9 · answered by AKA FrogButt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so cute i loved it
2007-11-05 13:50:22 · answer #10 · answered by Peni A 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋