2007-11-05 04:26:59 · 10 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Would he make the Starbucks across the street open NOW?
Edit: I hope someday fireball understands just how much good coffee matters...
2007-11-05 04:31:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
No he'd still turn it into wine, or some type of hard liquor if he worked in my office.
EDIT: Actually Bettie, I'm pretty sure Jesus would burst into the Starbucks and start yelling and turning over tables, ala the money changers at the temple.
2007-11-05 04:33:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
No, he could be living in a hippie commune with twelve adult men of questionable sexual selection. Politics might bore him. Preaching to small crowds could be greater his "velocity." he will nevertheless assume certainly each physique else to chronicle his existence mutually as he lays with women individuals who wash his ft. And the different guy is sweet: Moses could be the thundering flesh presser, and Abraham his opposite, who prefer to pose a serene and pious (examine hypocritical) demeanor to the generic public at super.
2016-10-15 03:06:39 · answer #3 · answered by mcclune 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One can only hope. And perhaps the twinkies could be turned into lovely scones.
2007-11-05 23:28:37 · answer #4 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That would be a Jesus worth believing in.
2007-11-05 04:43:01 · answer #5 · answered by philosophyangel 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Coffee into wine, perhaps?
2007-11-05 04:31:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Not only that, but Krispy-cream doughnuts and Lindor balls would appear beside the coffie pot...and it would go straight to your boss's hips! :)
2007-11-05 04:31:05 · answer #7 · answered by kf 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
well for onething JESUS DEALT WITH THE NEEDS of the people COFFE IS A CRUTCH NOT A NEED , water and food the essencials of life and shelter n clothes is what was important, mj
2007-11-05 04:33:19 · answer #8 · answered by mjbrightergem33 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
He can also turn haggis into food.
2007-11-05 04:29:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
He doesnt care about things that dont matter...
2007-11-05 04:30:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋