A woman gets on a bus with her baby.
The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"
The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
2007-11-05 04:26:46 · 16 answers · asked by lil one 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heehee! Monkey children are funny.
2007-11-05 07:54:57 · answer #1 · answered by Jeni R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-05 04:35:38 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-03 09:51:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! extremely funny.....but I don't like to be held by strange men who call me a monkey.....Lol.
Great job!
2007-11-05 23:49:14 · answer #4 · answered by Nikksta 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice-
2007-11-05 05:50:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Old joke
2007-11-05 05:32:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
This puts a smile on my face : )
2007-11-05 20:40:18 · answer #7 · answered by smile_: ) 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!!!
2007-11-05 10:50:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
NOT COOL, MAN!.....lol, funny tho
2007-11-05 04:37:37 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny!
2007-11-05 04:34:01 · answer #10 · answered by Jarhead 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋