An office manager had too much to drink at a party and embarassed himself in front of his boss. His wife recalled the events the following morning.
You're behavious was atrocious. At one point you went straight up to your boss and started poking him in the stomach whilst hurling abuse at him, she said.
Are you serious, he replied.
Yes. Your colleagues were shocked, she said.
Well, said the husband, it serves him right, he's an a*sehole. Piss on him!
You did, said the wife, and he sacked you.
Really. Well fu*k him.
I did, said the wife calmly. You're back at work on Monday.
2007-11-05 04:16:44 · 14 answers · asked by Jessie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-11-05 05:57:55 · answer #1 · answered by Shirley V 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-03 09:50:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-05 04:33:01 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-05 04:21:37 · answer #4 · answered by The Rugby Player 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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10/10
2007-11-05 04:45:39 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-05 07:48:26 · answer #6 · answered by SPUDULIKE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-05 05:51:27 · answer #7 · answered by Emmy W. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-05 04:24:36 · answer #10 · answered by mal 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋