Prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri has been studying snow-capped mountains and discovered that they conclusively disprove evolution. The reason for this is because if evolution were true, the mountains wouldn't have any snow on them.
Snow is made of water, and mountains such as the Himalayas exceed heights of 30,000 feet. So how did the water get up there? The only explanation is through a global flood.
Scientists will tell you it's because of evaporation, but we all know evaporation is just a myth perpetrated by atheist scientists who want to deny God's divine control of the water cycle.
Since evaporation is a myth, the only way for the water to get on top of the mountains is through a global flood. Therefore, Noah's Ark is a true story. Since that one part of the Bible is true, the rest of the Bible must also be literally true. Since the Bible is true, evolution must be false.
So how do you evolutionists explain snow-covered mountains?
2007-11-05 04:08:00 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Unrecognized Talent: Before you pass on my argument, you might want to make sure you re-read the third paragraph. And say Em Adjineri's name out loud.
2007-11-05 04:12:19 · update #1
you just stop it, stop it right now!
[slaps your hand]
[points a finger at you]
NO! ......Shame!
2007-11-05 04:12:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I believe your "expert," the good Dr. Em Adjineri, if he is a doctor, has failed to account for all possible sources.
First, comets could easily have targeted mountain tops, or been targeted there by either demons or angels. It depends on whether the spirit of water in the comets can make such profound choices.
Second, it could be a trick by the devil to make people believe in evaporation. The devil could have gotten people to carry bags of snow to the tops of mountains thousands of years ago. It is so cold up there it would still be there. I know it would be a lot of trips but look at the pyramids. I have seen SG-1.
Third, although I do grant the possibility that it could be "left over," flood water, it should be shiny ice since it was already so cold. I suspect that under the snow is the divine ice, hidden by Satanic snow, placed there by pagans under the influence of EVIL; or possibly placed there by demons tossing comets.
Satan does stuff like that. You shouldn't let yourself be so easily fooled by the likes of 'Dr.' Em Adjineri without thinking it through yourself.
That is how evolutionists such as myself explain such silly things. I cannot believe you allowed yourself to be so fooled AND proved to the world your obvious foolishness by putting on the Internet for all to see. It is bad enough that your alleged Doctor spouts out such non-sense, but now he is being repeated.
2007-11-05 05:56:32 · answer #2 · answered by OPM 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Perhaps Dr. Em Ajinari needs to read her Bible, and get her facts straight. She's about 4,000 years behind the men who were inspired by God, Who knows how the hydrological cycle works, as He designed it that way.
(Job 36:27,28)---About4000 years ago the bible declared that God "draws up drops of water which distills as rain from the mist which the clouds drop down and pour abundantly on man"...does that sound like evaporation to you? Hmmm. It sure does to me!
The ancients observed mighty rivers flowing into the ocean, but they could not conceive why the sea level never rose... Though they observed rainfall they had only quaint theories as to it's origin. Meteorologists now understand that the hydrological cycle consists of evaporation, atmospheric transportation,distillation and precipitation. Job of Ur knew all about it, long long ago...
Miz Amajineri could save herself a load of time, coming up with this nonsense, if she'd just read her Bible...
2007-11-05 04:31:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Akhmed the yak master one day discovered that a large herd of yaks in the southern province had died due to rotted feed. In defiance of God, Akhmed enslaved the yak stablehands and on penalty of whip forced them to haul every single yak corpse to the top of the highest mountain in the Himalayas mountain chain.
Yak, like many animals, are composed mostly of water. Thus, the water from the expiring beasts, as well as that of the expired slaves who suffered pulmonary embolisms on their journey up the mountain, did emerge at the 30,000+ feet altitude and returned to the earth in the form of snow, capping the mountains of the himalayas.
2007-11-05 04:13:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA "Since evaporation is a myth" i can't even go on to finish my answer.......moronic, closed minded garbage. Funny how you,yourself, can prove evaporation, its easy.. put water into a pan and put it on the stove. Turn the burner on high and watch the water turn to vapor....amazing! Open your mind, the bible was written by man.
2007-11-05 04:18:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
By Special Condensation?
2007-11-05 04:14:24 · answer #6 · answered by Michael M 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
When did evaporation get disproved?
I'm wondering why I have to keep putting more water in my fish tank if it does not evaporate what, the fish are drinking it???
2007-11-05 04:17:44 · answer #7 · answered by Kathryn P 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I guess you are right the snow has been there since Noah. The white stuff that I think I saw falling is my imagination.
2007-11-05 04:13:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, for a minute I thought you were serious.
It snows at mountain tops, because they are stil lbelow the threshold in which water in a solid or liquid form can fall, after evaporation.
lol, good one, by the way.
2007-11-05 04:11:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
See! Further proof of God's water canopy over the earth!
2007-11-05 04:16:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I almost believed it, until I read the part about evaporation. Good show man, good show.
2007-11-05 04:10:52 · answer #11 · answered by CRtwenty 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋