Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!
2007-11-05 03:54:34 · 13 answers · asked by Nosferatu 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Dispatcher: 911
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
Dispatcher: 911 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
2007-11-05 03:55:36 · update #1
the last one is the funniest
love it
2007-11-05 04:00:48 · answer #1 · answered by M JOHNS 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The sandwich one doesn't sound real neither does the person having trouble with 9-1-1, but the last one is definately the funniest.
2007-11-05 12:20:03 · answer #2 · answered by Glow'girl 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-05 16:25:49 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, the last one cracked me up!
2007-11-05 14:12:33 · answer #4 · answered by tara_rasha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha the last ones the best
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2007-11-05 13:29:03 · answer #5 · answered by Elly 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol this is soo retarted hahaha
2007-11-05 16:55:21 · answer #6 · answered by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol some people
2007-11-05 12:01:41 · answer #7 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
All were very funny.Thanks.
2007-11-05 13:19:13 · answer #8 · answered by Kerry 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
these can't really be real.
2007-11-05 12:01:06 · answer #9 · answered by There's Art In Everything 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol love it . . .
2007-11-05 12:08:31 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋