sooooo very true!!!
WHEN WE GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............
1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.. and for some
reason, that's ok.
2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling
our arses while yelling "WOO-HOO" is truly the sexiest dance move around.
3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someone's **** and
honestly believe we could do it too.
4. In our last trip to pee, we realise that we now look more like
a homeless hooker than the goddess we started out as just 4 hours ago.
5. We drop our 3am submarine sandwich/pizza slice/chips and cheese on the
floor, pick it up and continue eating it like its nobody's
business -30 second rule.
6.We start crying and declare to everyone we see, including
people we barely know, that we love them SOOOO MUCH.
7. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new
song comes on because "OH MY GOD, I LOVE THIS SONG!"
2007-11-05 03:49:31 · 38 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
8. We're suddenly full of profound spiritual wisdom... and so is the geek next to
us.
9. We don't see anything wrong with pulling co-workers/boss/old school friends or any of our fellow college boys should they be around. or able to stand for long enough
10. The urge to take off articles of clothing, get up on the table or bar and start to sing or dance becomes strangely overwhelming to us.
11. Our eyes just won't seem to stay open by themselves, so we keep them half closed and think it looks incredibly sexy.
12. We've suddenly taken up smoking and we believe we're really good at it
13. We yell at the bartender who we believe has cheated us by
giving us just orange juice, but that's just because we can no longer taste the vodka.
14. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like
the floor.. or like the mop.
15. We start every conversation with a slurred "Don't take this the wrong way but..."
16. We fail to notice that the toilet lid
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16. We fail to notice that the toilet lid is down before we sit on it.
17. Our hugs begin to resemble wrestling take-down moves.
18. We are tired, but we are troopers so instead of going home, we just sit on the floor wherever we are standing and take a quick nap.
19. We begin leaving the buttons open on our button fly jeans to cut down on the time we're in the bathroom away from our drink.
20. We take our shoes off because a) they're ridiculously impractical.. but sooo beautiful! or b) We believe it's the shoes' fault that we can't walk straight.
21. We feel oddly comfortable sitting on the toilet peeing while having a full blown conversation with each other.
22. No matter what got broken, thrown up on, stolen, no matter who said what or who went home with whoever else - we ALWAYS call each other the next day
2007-11-05 03:52:24 · update #2
yes - all of the above - and although it's all stupid we guys LOVE YOU for it !
2007-11-05 03:57:37 · answer #1 · answered by Robert W 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's risky having sex with a drunk girl even if you are drunk too. By law, a woman who gets behind the wheel drunk and runs over pedestrians on the sidewalk can face murder charges but yet this same women cannot consent to sex. It doesn't make sense at all.
2016-04-02 06:09:31 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
17. The guy that you'd never go home with before we start drinking, now looks like George Clooney and a definite possibility.
2007-11-05 03:55:16 · answer #3 · answered by Jana 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So bloody true, it is unreal! No 17 is my friend Helen, she will wrestle you to the ground! And all photos of her hugging us, you can just see the fear in our eyes as the blood circulation to our head is about to cease!
2007-11-05 04:29:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
23 Nine months later it is so amusing trying to see if you can remember going off with some guy who looked like the poor little b*stard you've just given birth to.
2007-11-05 04:34:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i think you missed a couple.....17: they think that a 'secret' is a public statement wanting(needing) to be expressed.
18: that the whole world would love to know just exactly how well hung their bf is (maybe its only my gf, but fortunately this one makes me look good ;-).)
2007-11-05 03:55:23 · answer #6 · answered by Chewyconor 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What is your question? When most women get drunk they get uninhibited and regret it in the morning. If they are single they sometimes, wake up will someone they either regret or fall in love with.
2007-11-05 03:54:23 · answer #7 · answered by schneider2294@sbcglobal.net 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Funny! Good ones!
2007-11-05 04:38:41 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome list!
2007-11-05 03:55:22 · answer #9 · answered by Thunderman9 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So very true have a star
2007-11-05 04:04:32 · answer #10 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very good list there. hahaha very funny and yes so true.
2007-11-05 04:18:07 · answer #11 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋