A rich lonely widow decided that she needed another man in her life so she placed an ad, which read something like this:
RICH WIDOW LOOKING FOR MAN TO SHARE LIFE AND FORTUNE ...NEEDS TO HAVE THESE QUALIFICATIONS:
1) WON'T BEAT ME UP
2) WON'T RUN AWAY
3) HAS TO BE GREAT IN BED
For several months, her phone rang off the hook, her doorbell was ringing constantly, she received tons of mail, etc., all to no avail: none seemed to match her qualifications.
Then one day the doorbell rang yet again. She opened the door to find a man with no arms and no legs lying on the welcome mat.
Confused she asked, "Who are you? And what do you want?"
"Hi," he said, " your search is over, for I'm the man of your dreams. I've got no arms so I can't beat you up and no legs so I can't run away."
"Well, then," she said, "what makes you think that you're so great in bed?"
To which he replied,..... "Well, I rang the doorbell, didn't I?
2007-11-05 02:22:13 · 34 answers · asked by Jessie 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA!!! I actually nearly wet myself laughing!!! That was well funny!!!:)
2007-11-05 02:26:25 · answer #1 · answered by xXH@nn@Xx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-11-05 02:32:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A well deserved 10/10
2007-11-05 02:28:08 · answer #3 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-05 11:26:37 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* giggle giggle* Hehe, god, I love jokes on a depressing day. Dudette you sooo totally rock. Nice job and keep the funnies commin.
Go Boho! Dudette I sooo Freaking think you rock.
2007-11-05 04:11:28 · answer #5 · answered by Ripsi W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
im so slow. it took me 5 min and a reread to understand. funny
2007-11-05 02:37:28 · answer #6 · answered by Hadassah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2007-11-05 03:31:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha good one
2007-11-05 04:23:57 · answer #8 · answered by jenny flower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thank for a laugh
10/10
2007-11-05 02:28:14 · answer #9 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2007-11-05 02:24:52 · answer #10 · answered by char 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋