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"Class dismissed!" the teacher yelled but little Johnny doesn't go.
He walks to the teachers desk and says, "Teacher can i go home with you?"
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
So the teacher says, "Okay."
They get to the teachers house and she says, "Well i'm going to take a quick shower, you sit right here."
"Can i take a shower with you?" he asks.
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
So the teacher says, "Well okay, I guess."
So their in the shower and little Johnny says, "Can i turn off the lights?"
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
So the teacher says, "Okay."
So the lights are off and little Johnny says, "Can i stick my finger in your belly button?"
The teacher says "No!"
Little Johnny says, "I'll tell my daddy."
"Well okay." says the teacher, "JOHNNY!, that's not my belly-button!"
"Yeah? and that's not my finger either!"

2007-11-05 02:13:15 · 16 answers · asked by Jessie 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

16 answers

ha ha ha funny
thank for a laugh
10/10

2007-11-05 02:24:44 · answer #1 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 2 0

Naughty Johnny! a star for you!

2007-11-05 03:52:38 · answer #2 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 2 0

i will't lie, it extremely is the only humorous tale i heard contained in the day that made me giggle and wager what it extremely is 12 o' clock, my mother and father are dozing of their room, so i couldn'r snigger making sound, yet i became loss of life to snigger out loud, my abdomen is paining. i saved the soreness of my snigger for 2moro, thnx lots...

2016-09-28 09:16:38 · answer #3 · answered by edgmon 4 · 0 0

ha ha

2007-11-05 03:27:25 · answer #4 · answered by mal 7 · 1 0

omg i love it ! its sooo funny nd pervy hahah

2007-11-05 09:10:33 · answer #5 · answered by ღ£Ðwå®Ðz§ løv£®ღ 7 · 1 0

ha ha ha have a star

2007-11-05 06:19:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

funny lol im still laughing

2007-11-05 04:30:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

hahahaha

2007-11-05 02:53:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

THAT'S FUNNY

2007-11-05 03:13:34 · answer #9 · answered by puerto rican princess 2 · 1 0

lol

2007-11-05 02:33:32 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1 0

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