1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what management wants to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter.
8. It encourages carpooling.
9. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad job you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come to work.
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they have had a couple of drinks.
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
2007-11-05 01:23:50 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-11-05 01:37:31 · answer #1 · answered by ?mehek? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
15. much less concentration at artwork sixteen. extra fights 17. extra rapes/intercourse 18. proceedings 19. DUI in the past/after artwork hours 20. workers look lots extra alluring (this incorporates married ones) 21. looks very professional
2016-12-15 17:11:03 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-05 11:42:21 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-05 01:46:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I like it!!!
2007-11-05 02:20:58 · answer #5 · answered by mhk2358 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!
2007-11-05 07:50:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋