English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

An old Native Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two Government officials sent to interview him.

"Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "you have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress and the damage he's done."

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The Official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"

The Chief stared at the Government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Natives were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, medicine man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, and all night having sex."

Then the Chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."

2007-11-05 01:08:59 · 13 answers · asked by Jim 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

You always make me laugh, thanks again

2007-11-05 03:57:29 · answer #1 · answered by Flowers 7 · 1 0

Wow! Way to go with the operational definitions! Personally I think you'd need the combination simply because it would be extremely difficult to have one without the other. You could have the perfect system, but if the people are corrupt, it loses it's perfection. You could also have perfect people, but if they have no government system or one that doesn't function well, the society would not be perfect that way either. And I'm personally an advocator of the intrinsic motivation, but you can't force it on people and there will always be those who NEED external motivation. It's really a shame.

2016-04-02 05:54:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Brilliant

2007-11-05 01:12:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Funny! 10!

2007-11-05 12:10:47 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1 0

ha ha ha funny
thank for a laugh
10/10

2007-11-05 02:06:10 · answer #5 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1 0

You have got to get a * for that one excellent

2007-11-05 01:15:08 · answer #6 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1 0

Lol have a star

2007-11-05 03:42:56 · answer #7 · answered by mary 5 · 1 0

haha

2007-11-05 01:21:11 · answer #8 · answered by Nicole 2 · 1 0

ha ha ha funny

lol

2007-11-05 01:48:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Sexist, Racist, Bad.

AND FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!

2007-11-05 01:29:31 · answer #10 · answered by suzanne p 4 · 1 0

lol

2007-11-05 01:17:16 · answer #11 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1 0

fedest.com, questions and answers